LOUD & PROUD. You know you like it.

Right, so I'm blogging again. I seem to be in a very good blogging mood :) So here's what I've been fretting bout since the 23rd Oct 2009 (the last day of exams) - 13th Nov 2009 (the last day of school). 

Aim : To try to squeeze out marks from the evil retarded teachers who never know how to take pity on their students who studied so hard for the exam.

Hypothesis : No teachers would add marks for their students.

Variables :

Manipulated : The teachers ( Pn.Yee - English, Pn.Roziha - BM, Pn.Ting - Modern Math, En.Amara - Additional Math, Physics - Miss Wong, Biology - Pn. Yip, Moral - Pn.Kwang, Chemistry - Pn.Cheong, History - Miss Malathi )

Constant : The student ( Amanda Phuah )

Responding : The marks obtained

Procedure :

1. Pester the teacher to return the papers. 

2. DO NOT approach when the teacher is angry especially when he/she is marking your class's papers.

3. Always ask for the marking scheme when you get the paper back.

4. Check through the marking scheme.

5. Check for additional marks.

6. Pray that the teacher counts the marks wrongly.

7. Add up the marks given.

8. Step 6 is repeated.

9. Pester the teacher again for more marks on why the answer you gave is wrong and why you should get the marks.

10. When she/he doens't, say SHIT while walking away.

11. Pray that the teacher doesn't hear you.

12. Go back to your seat and tell your friends about how dumb the teacher is.

13. Start planning how you are going to burn the school down.

Results :

BM - 70% (A2)

English - 86% (A1)

Additional Math - 70% (A2)

Modern Math - 81% (A1)

Physics - 50% (D7)

Biology - 63% (B4)

Chemistry - 70% (A2)

History - 53% (D7)

Moral - 54%(D7)

Conclusion : The hypothesis is accepted. None of the teachers would add marks for their students.