Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Right, so I'm blogging again. I seem to be in a very good blogging mood :) So here's what I've been fretting bout since the 23rd Oct 2009 (the last day of exams) - 13th Nov 2009 (the last day of school). 

Aim : To try to squeeze out marks from the evil retarded teachers who never know how to take pity on their students who studied so hard for the exam.

Hypothesis : No teachers would add marks for their students.

Variables :

Manipulated : The teachers ( Pn.Yee - English, Pn.Roziha - BM, Pn.Ting - Modern Math, En.Amara - Additional Math, Physics - Miss Wong, Biology - Pn. Yip, Moral - Pn.Kwang, Chemistry - Pn.Cheong, History - Miss Malathi )

Constant : The student ( Amanda Phuah )

Responding : The marks obtained

Procedure :
1. Pester the teacher to return the papers. 
2. DO NOT approach when the teacher is angry especially when he/she is marking your class's papers.
3. Always ask for the marking scheme when you get the paper back.
4. Check through the marking scheme.
5. Check for additional marks.
6. Pray that the teacher counts the marks wrongly.
7. Add up the marks given.
8. Step 6 is repeated.
9. Pester the teacher again for more marks on why the answer you gave is wrong and why you should get the marks.
10. When she/he doens't, say SHIT while walking away.
11. Pray that the teacher doesn't hear you.
12. Go back to your seat and tell your friends about how dumb the teacher is.
13. Start planning how you are going to burn the school down.

Results :
BM - 70% (A2)
English - 86% (A1)
Additional Math - 70% (A2)
Modern Math - 81% (A1)
Physics - 50% (D7)
Biology - 63% (B4)
Chemistry - 70% (A2)
History - 53% (D7)
Moral - 54%(D7)

Conclusion : The hypothesis is accepted. None of the teachers would add marks for their students.


Sunday, November 8, 2009

Oh right. I'm blogging again. Not getting old though. Plus, this blog has to stay alive. Okay.

Its a Saturday night now, Sunday morning if you count the pass midnight thing. So, we after SNL just now, the usual gang minus the two boys went out to eat! Hahaha. Guess where?? Only Daey knows so far. Fine. I'll tell you anyway, since you're dying to know. 

WILLIAM'S!!!!!

William's is soooo awesome I tell you. They serve the best food in the world mann! Most of us had Mozzarella Cheese Naan. And the Roti Hawaii in William's is so different from the one in Murni's. Everyone who says its the same, is lying. God, cleanse their sins. Haha. 

Oh, and I'm supposed to go climbing this Monday, but I'm not exactly sure if its still on or not. Because KONG KHENG KIN can't make it! Gosh. You ass. Just so you know, I planned really really hard okay. Breaks my heart to think as though you don't want to see me. Geez, its been what? 5 freaking years????!!!!! Anyway, you better not bail out on lunch. 

Well, I'll be off tomorrow for a really really long day of exciting stuff. First off, church as usual. Then, will have youth band meeting. Then, leaders' meeting. After that, will be going for Serena's Farewell Party, which I'm supposedly in charge of games and lastly, will be going for some event happening at Acts Church. Yes, I'll bring my camera this time.

Till then, see ya.


Thursday, February 26, 2009

Hello, world. Today was a pretty stressful day for 4Br students. Yea. We had 3 monthly tests in a row, including a quiz which ate 6 periods in a row, 35 mins x 6. Now you do the math. Totally sucks.

What did we have, you ask? Okay. Let me just show you our timetable.

Thursday Chem Chem Modmath Modmath break Physics Physics AddmathAddmath History.

You make a guess.

Fine. Let me just tell you. We had ModernMath, Physics, [some weird physics quiz in between] and addmath. It was so draining, I think my brain kinda burnt. And every test we took today had some kinda form of math in it. Physics was okay, but i totally screwed modernmath and admath up. ARGH! Didn't read question properly also can! And stupid Xing came into my class saying " I took the same modmath test as you all! And i got 92%!". And I got angry and I felt really really dumb. And I went to recess, crying like a pig. Paiseh. Whatever.


CONCLUSION :

Sunday, February 22, 2009

It never crossed my mind at all,
That's what I tell myself,
What we had has come and gone,
You're better off with someone else.

Its for the best I know it is but I see you,
Sometimes I try to hide what I feel inside,
And I turn around and you're with him now,
I just can't figure it out.

Tell my why, you're so hard to forget,
Don't remind me, I'm not over it,
Tell me why, I can't seem to face the truth,
I'm just a little too not over you, not over you.

Aren't memories supposed to fade?
What's wrong with my heart?
Shake it off, let it go,
Didn't think it'd be this hard.

Should be strong, movin' on but I see you,
Sometimes I try to hide what I feel inside,
And I turn around and you're with him now,
I just can't figure it out.

Tell me why, you're so hard to forget,
Don't remind me, I'm not over it,
Tell me why, I can't seem to face the truth,
I'm just a little too not over you.

Maybe I regret everything I said,
No way I'd take it all back, yeah,
Now I'm on my own, how I let you go,
I'll never understand,
I'll never understand.

Tell me why, you're so hard to forget,
Don't remind me, I not over it,
Tell me why, I can't seem to face the truth,
I'm just a little too not over you.

Tell me why, you're so hard to forget,
Don't remind me, I'm not over it,
Tell me why, I can't seem to face the truth,
And I really don't know what to do,
I'm just a little too not over you, not over you.



So addictive.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Urgh, I'm so anoyed right now. Don't know whether period coming or what, but all I know right now is that I'm annoyed and angry. First up, people at my house. Why do you even need to keep so much face? Afraid that people would actually see your true colours?! Telling me to not hit the stupid dog when you're the one who's hitting him almost everyday of his freaking LIFE! Just to safe you're face?! There's nothing to safe, please. Then you, another one. Lagi go and sayang the dog like its your baby or something. Like as if you'll die without it. Telling the whole world you're sick, but you're actually not! Wanting people to just take pity on you?! You're so pathetic. Urgh, if you want to tell the whole world that you're capable of swallowing a pill? Go ahead, tell them, don't have to say you're sick and swallow a pill there and then. What are you? Retarded? Geez, you piss me off. And after everyone left, you go ahead and turn on the pc while everyone is busy cleaning up the mess everyone else made and you happile go take your shower and turn on the pc and talk to people while everyone else is busy cleaning. Don't you have a heart?! A heart of rock, maybe?! You're so pathetic, sometimes I wish that you just GROW UP! You're so old, for goodness sake, act your age for once, won't ya? Maybe you should start by holding/wringing a mop. Oh, i just remembered. You can't! Why not? Because you told the whole world that you're hand are too small to wring a mop! WHAT?! Heck, I'm so much younger than you, but i bet I've done almost a million things you would never do in your life. In that case, good luck leaving when you leave your HOME!

Monday, November 24, 2008

I'VE GOT 7As!!!!!



-AS SO I DREAMT.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

arrrggghhh... toooottt... this is sooo scrwed up.. i don't carea anymore lahh.. i'm not gonna plan any shit for ya'll.. you just go when you wanna go, and don't call me lahh.. cuz i'll end up calling everyone to see if they can make it and thn everything would be screwed up with you ppl stupid " if he go thn i go, if he go thn i go".. wth, be independant, you retards. wake up, be your age.