HONG KONG/SHEN ZHEN - day 3

3rd day at shen zhen.. we went to this place.. where everything was shrinked down.. something like HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS!! but.. slighty bigger.. hmm.. so first we went to the TAJ MAHAL!! whoa.. like so keng.. thn.. we took some shots... it was pretty nice.. but before we left the hotel.. he had breakfast.. at the hotel itself.. breakfast itslef was sooo OILY!!! so thn.. we headed off by bus.. and there we are!!

the TAJ AMHAL!!! WHOA!!!

trust me... this is sooo not photoshopped!! its ori.. from the camera.. only resized.. LOL.. i soo pretty, right?

the leaning tower of............................

some weird fountain.. hahaha... my mommy looks weird.. LOL..

i went to egypt!! yea right.. LOL.. i think my couz photoshopped the eiffel tower in the background.. LOL.

owh!! and there was a ride.. so not chee cake wan... i sat it twice.. LOL....

the eiffel tower... hahahahah..

HONG KONG/SHEN ZHEN- day 2

so.. after having a great night at the 5 star hotel.. we had to move out... cuz.. we were going to SHEN ZHEN!! in china... yea.. so after breakfast in hong kong.. we packed our stuff and went to the flower monument yada yada thing... they said it was given by some rich guy or something... so anyway.. that was still in hong kong.. thn we went for a lil sampan ride.. to see jumbo! jumbo, not dumbo.. jumbo's a floating restaurant... its cool... so and the uncle let me steer the boat.. thank God we didnt hit anything.. LOL... hahahha.. owh yea... i forgot.. before we went to see jumbo.. we went to a buddhist temple... we didnt go in.. but we did snap some shots.. portraits to be exact.. thn.. we boarded our train to LO WU.. its another name for shen zhen, i think... the tour guide said that once we got in the train, we'd had to quickly grab a seat.. so since we were going from one end to the other [hong hum to lo wu].. there werent many ppl boarding the train like us.. the were many in between tho... and he begged that we stay together so he's wont loose any of us... GOSH!! he was freaking stress... thn when we got off the train.. he quickly did a head count.. when we heard.. * SIGH*.. we knew... everyone was back.. sigh of relief.. LOL.. dude was stressed out.. so thn.. we went for lunch.. the food was horrible!!!! and we went to somewhere which i forgot and in the bus... we passed by some legal grafitti walls... china ppl are really GOOD!! they're art work are gorgeous!! and its legal!! not something like typical malay malaysians spray on the sides of a kopitiam..

breakfast!! dim sum was GOOD!! and freaking oily!! and the char siu pau there... compared with here?!.. lets just say.. malaysia's char siu pau is pure BULL SHIT!!!


the flower monument thingi... it sybolizes something.. but the tour guide was all panicky.. and she spoke real fast... so i didnt catch it.. gah! who cares anyway???

we were at the temple.. PORTRAIT!

another portrait!! btw, if both of us smiled.. the camera would have its own flash.. so i decided not to.. :P

sampan ride??? hahahaha... i was steering... LOL

it was cold!!!!! and the dude was driving damn fast!!! well.. we saw yatch's... ALOT of yatchs... some of them were owed by jackie chan and lee kar sing! so keng.. LOL

and another jumping syot...

try and guess which one we took??? honestly.. i FORGOT!!

we were at the makan place.. some cute lil boy from our tour.. hahahah... he's so cute!! we played tag in the airport.. LOL.






street art!! well.. the trees are kinda blocking.. but you get the picture..

HONG KONG -day 1

when we first arrived at the airport... my aunt and uncle and couz were already there... so.. we had to wait for the tour guide dude to get everything ready for us.. as our passports were with him.. so.. this is what we decided to do... me, my couz, my sis... LOL.. we were at the check in thing...

we were on the plane.. it was super sunny and the pilot was flying next to the sun.. stupid, eh??

when we arrived.. we went to our 5 star hotel... hahahah.. sounds shiok?? hahahah.. it is shiok... LOL...

since we got the suite.... my couz came over for some shots... camera shots.. not vodka shots... the tinker...... LOL... silohuette style...LOL

and... i forgot where this was... i think it was the makan place or something.. ahhahaha..Oo.

there!! victoria peak!!! told you it was real nice.. and cold.. thats why we were all huddled up together.. LOL.

the view from the peak... wow..... owh.. and btw.. this shot wasnt photoshopped...its original!!

madam tussouds with einstein... yes we know that E=MC2.... at least do something about your HAIR!!

who the hell's this guy???? i dont know... but... he asked me to dance... and i couldnt say no... why?? because i'm NICE!!! LOL.

picasso..... he was bald... i just found out.. so i decided to give him my own special head massage to let some hair grow....

when it comes to lee kar sing... there's nothing better thn MONEY!!! $$$$$$$$

HONG KONG. -day 1

okay... so.. we went to hong kong right... on the first day... we went to the peak already.. the peak as in.. VICTORIA PEAK.. it was sooooo shiok-ing cold there!! well.... the wind was blowing like nobody's business and the view there was spectacular... but... unfortunately.. the pics are in the next post!! hahahaha... suspens sikit mar!! LOL.. hahaha... the pictures below are after victoria peak.. which is madam tussouds and the arena of stars.. hahahha... blow yourselves away with these mind blowing pictures!!
this was at madam tussouds... where you can stick you name on a magnetic board as if you're a prisoner... well.. my couz and i did something sloghty different... LOL... a... JUMPING SYOT!!!

hmm.. marilyn monroe... i've always wondered whats under there... LOL... just a lil peek wont hurt, will it??

damn!!! dude's freaking tall.. and he freaking stinks!!!! i hope he uses alot of shampoo and soap when he showers.. LOL...

thank you.. thank you very much [elvis voice] - you cant really see the comb-

there... this was at the arena of stars.. man eating board, take three.. ACTION!! and rolling..

didnt i tell you the view was freaking spctacular??? well.. you believe me now.. LOL... but this isnt the victoria peak... the peak was better.. this was at the arena of stars... but.. good enough, eh??

4 cousins.. the babies of the families.. -my sis, me, my couz, my couz.. LOL.

and after that... after a freaking lon walk which was approx. 2km to the lil open aired double decker bus.. we were freaking tired.. and was in a mood for taking pictures!!well.. the tripod came in handy... the bus was about to move, btw...

see how low the bill boards were???? reach for the skies, guys!!! LOL... well.. a kinda mini roller coaster, i suppose.. hahahahhaha.... LOL...

time to take flight. brace yourselves

on 15th of dec.. we.. [aunt, uncle, 2 couzs, sis, mommy and me] went to hong kong.. hahahha... our flightwas at 8am.. check in at 6 am.. and so.. we gotta wake up at 5 am... it was sooo freaking early... and the night before.. i slept at 2am... ahhh... i was soo sleepy... but thn.. when we reached.. we met up with my couz... and the tour guide [wyman].. and so.. we boarded the plane... it was china airlines, btw.. OMG!!! china airlines SUCK!!! its sooo small!!! what do they think we are??!! ANTS?!.. stupid wan.. the plane had only 2 rows.... three chairs on each side... gosh.. and i was sitting on the window seat.. ahhaha.. soo happy... so i got to see the loverly clouds.. ever soo puffy and soft.. ahhaha... it was ncie.. but when we were landing.. both my sis and i had a sudden freaking sharp pain in our necks all the way to our heads.. and trust me.. it was damn PAIN!! after like and hour after we landed.. the pain was gone.. and the fun part is.. we checked into our hotel first... and our hotel was a 5 STAR hotel... ahhaha.. it was ncie.. and BIG!!! hahahahha.. and because there were 3 of us.. me, my sis and my mom... we needed triple bed... so the 5 star hotel people gave us a suite!! hahahhaha... with kitchen and fridge and 2tv's and a sofa bed.. hahahaha.... wow... it was great... picutes will be on the next post.. so keep posted.

muzzle up!

okay.. fritz has been really naughty lately.. like.. he bites everthing.. tho he's the luckiest dog among all his siblings.. all of them either get tied up or caged up.. fritz here.. gets to roam free in the car porch.. so.. he's teething.. and he wants to chew.. EVERYTHING.. really.. everthing.. he bites the hose to the plants.. to the car to the grill.. erm.. the window sill.. the car lamp and signal light.. the drain covers and many many more.. so wedecided to buy him a muzzle.. its only temporary before we get a metal chain.. when we chanied him up the last time with a clothed leash... he bit it of and got scott-free... gah... pictures of the retarded dog will be on the nest post.. LOL. so keep posted.

hair dressers and tatoo parlours..

today.. my sis and i went to pavilion with yean ching.. well.. initially it was me, my sis and yean ching.. thn when yean ching arrived.. she was with kareem and ian chik.. i was like OO.. but anyway.. yean ching arrived half an hour late.. and i forgot to ask her why.. LOL.. pai seh.. cuz kareem was driving.. didnt want it to seem like i was blaming kareem.. so anyway.. thn.. the journey there was pretty fun.. we stopped somewhere near western digital to have some bak kut teh.. hahahha.. LOL.. and to be honest.. its really good.. hahahah.. and the most amazing thing was that i only ate 1 bowl of rice.. LOL.. but i got eat the " liaw".. like the intestines and all... and obvioulsly the bak kut.. and only kareem and i ate the fei yoke.. cuz ian was like.. " later you get heart attack.." gosh... he's a doctor, btw.... so thn.. we made our way to pavilion.. kareem dropped us there and he and ian went to sungai wang... after we finished shopping at pavilion.. we went to sungai wang to meet them.. ian cut his hair.. OMG. it looked funny.. hahaha.. and thn yean ching saw.. thn she went to cut pulak.. aiyo.. so we waited like half an hour.. but my sis and i went shopping.. and sungai wang is FULL of har dressers and tatoo parlours.. OMG.. soooo creepy.. compared to pavilion.. pavilion's soooo much higher class... aiyo.... but it was fun.. we talked.. ALOT... hahha.. and pavilion's toilet is really nice... hahah.. and its free!! LOL.. so kia su.. xD

blub blub blub..

i went swimming with my dad today.. actually.. i wanted to go just for fun.. until.. i went to my couz's place last night after weeks off not seeing them.. and my aunt said that my cheeks look puffier.. and fatter.. so.. i went to the pool today.. and swam my heart out.. before i went.. i made up my mind to swim 5 laps.. btw.. the pool's olympic size.. but.. instead.. i swam 8 laps.. ahahhaha... i was soo proud of myself.. thn after that.. my dad brought me to eat.. i ate 1 and a half roti's at a mamak stall.. so i guess that i went swimming for nothing cuz i probably gained all the calories i lost back.. that darn 1 and a half roti... DANG.

wanna die arr??

okay.. ahhaha.. i know.. weird title.. anyway.. the new season of PHUA CHU KANG is on!! haha.. on ntv7.. LOL.. hahaha.. must support some relatives ma.. hahaha.. LOL.. no lar.. he's not related to me.. LOL.. anyway.. i watched an episode.. and i thought i was super funny.. cuz pck wanted to renovate some lady's house.. and she's really into charity.. and pck being his kia su self hated charity.. " i gave 5 cents for flag day, OKAY!!" said pck to margaret.. and a phone call came.. for margaret.. she answered.. and it was the lady who needed her hse renovated.. so.. margaret answered.. and she said.. " okay.. okay.. no problem!! consider it done!".. in a happy tone.. so pck asked magaret what was up.. she said " she'll let you renovate her house!! BUT...... you have to build a lil playhouse for her for free for a charity drive...." and pck said.. " FOR FREE ARR?! YOU SIOW ARR?!".. the conversation continues.. pck in redand margaret in blue..

chu kang.. have you ever thought of dying???
my hair arr?! * touches hair*
no.. i mean.. when you die.. mati [bm], sei[canton], see, KONG KIAW[hokkien]..* shows bended index finger*
ohh!!! say earlier la.... erm.. no wor.. so what will happen when i DIE??
do you know if you're going up or down?
of cuz UP UP lar!!
are you sure?? beczuse God likes people who do charity wor..
so you say if i do this for the lady for FREE i can renovate her house and go UP UP??
yes.. you can renovate her house.. but i cant gurantee that you'll go UP UP when you die..
THN I DO FOR WHAT?!
wait chu kang.. but it will definately increase your chances of going UP UP..
ohh.. * sits back down*.. okay LAR!!
*the words that are in capital are empasis..

LOL.. mayb some of you wont get the joke.. but well.. its damn funny.. LOL.. ahhahaha.. and a bit later into the show.. chu beng, chu kang's brother.. said to chu kang..
" yes.. but when you donated that miserable 5 cents for flag day.. you even wanted to take your CHANGE!!"

LOL.. i sooo love pck private ltd. best in singapore and jb.. and some say batam.. LOL.

caramel frapuccino

yesterday.. we.. as in my parents + ang moh.. went grocery shopping.. hahhaa.. i know.. and yes.. i still go grocery shopping with my parents.. so.. we went to carrefour.. since its near my house.. LOL.. so.. after dinner.. we headed off.. it was bout 9pm.. so when we reached.. my dad asked that security gueard what time the store was gonna close.. he said 11.. so meaning.. we had bout 2 hours to shop.. which was good.. cuz we really had to restock all our goodies.. hahahaha.. anyway.. after shopping.. ang moh wanted to go for coffee.. heh heh heh.. in my imind.. i was already thinking of what to order.. hahahhaa.. so as usual.. we went to starbucks... actually he asked if we wanted coffee bean.. since coffee bean is local.. we decided to go for starbucks.. i ordered a CARAMEL FRAPUCCINO.. sadly.. i had to share it with my sis.. dang.. so we added vanilla and chocolate on the top.. and stuff like that.. hmm.. and it was freaking cold at starbucks... i wonder why they put the airconditioning so cold when there were like sloghty more thn 10 poeple indoors.. hmm.. thn.. i saw this really SMOKING HOT guy outside.. he was having coffee too.. and we had a moment.. LOL.. at least i think so.. ahahahhaha..

here comes the bride

okay.. so my khai ma's finally getting married.. hahaha.. i know.. she's my khai ma even before she got married.. weird.. but whatever.. and guess what?? i get to be her BRIDE'S MAID.. hahah.. my mom says i'm too young.. too young to be a bride's maid.. but too old to be a flower girl.. hahaha.. LOL.. i used to be a flower girl.. last time when i was a lil kid.. i was a flower girl 5 times.. hahaha.. i know.. apparently i used to b CUTE!! hahahha.. seems that i lost all my " POWER OF CUTENESS " hahahhaha.. LOL.. anyway.. so we went to nichii to check out dresses.. and i saw this really really pretty red dress.. and a red halter.. but my mom wont let me wear halters.. LOL... she'll go.. " WHY SO SEXY???" hahahha.. dont worry.. my family's like that.. LOL.. ahhahaha.. i got used to it.. so.. i guess i'll just be sticking to t shirt's and jeans/shorts/pants.. ahhaha... its soo ME anyway.. LOL

ripped off.

i gotta wait for like erm.. 4 more months.. yea.. in 4 more months.. my braces are OFF.. hhahaha.. fast eh?? but its a process.. after that i'd have to wear retainers.. which they would obviously make me talk really weird.. and i'd be spitting everywhere.. ahhaha.. LOL.. and if i wear them to school next year.. it'll be sooo hard for me to have recess.. cuz i'd have to take it out.. so.. i shall NOT have recess next year.. yea right.. like thats gona happen... LOL.. its probably in march.. i hope.. or a lil bit after that.. my doc says i only have one more tooth to be straightened out.. LOL.. and its still growing.. LOL.. hahaha.. my poor tooth.. its like letting a 2 year old kid ride a 2 wheel bike.. i actually pity my poor tooth.. hahahaha..LOL.. whatever.. its just teeth anyway..

i finally got it.

you may ask.. what did this retard get?? you wont believe it.. after years of searching for it.. i finally found it.. WASABI PEAS.. OMG.. they're like the best snack/nuts you can ever get.. they're hot as in spicy.. and yet.. still kinda healthy.. in a way.. since its peas.. LOL.. ahhaha.. i know.. lame.. but it tastes really good... i found it at cold storage.. RM9.99 for a can.. and honestly.. its pretty cheap.. comsidering its from cold storage and its a pretty big can.. hahaha..LOL.. and i've been addicted to it.. ahhahahah... and.. i got candy canes!! so fast huh?? hahaha.. its cause a relative of mine just came back from aussie and bought it.. hahaha... i havent tried it yet.. and she didnt get the mint ones.. the mint ones are the ones that are white with red stripes.. the ones i got are colourful.. hahaha.. i hope they taste the same.. LOL.. tho.. colors really attract me.. hahaha.. like corynn says.. " i go for the colouful things on the menu.. something's wrong with me" hahahhaha.... LOL.. and rynn.. if you just read this.. leave a comment.. so you wont have to kill me directly at church..LOL.. hahahha... and i'll give you a candy cane if you want.. hahahah..LOL.

hmmm... something's up..

okay.. something's wrong with my blog.. you know.. the chatbox thingi.. when i view my blog.. the thingi says.. press refresh.. and i do.. so after i press refresh.. the thing asks me to press refresh again.. i mean WTH?! how many times you want me to press refresh??? it doesnt work.. well.. sometimes it does... okay.. most of the time it does.. but not today.. weird.. and someone's at my house.. hmm... what he's doing here?? i dont know.. well... my dog bit his shoes yesterday.. LOL.. but he says its fine... is his mind his probably going " @(^$@~!%*__O*^%*" or someting like that.. hahaha.. mayb he was just being nice.. LOL.. whatever.. and fritz has been really really bad.. he bit of the hose thing... well.. he got the whacking already.. but he still does keep biting it off.. well... by tonight.. i think my dad will be on the verge of killing him.. LOL.

peevish.

i learnt a new word from rynn.. its PEEVISH. i bet none of you reading my blog now knows what that word really mean.. and if you're gonna find it in the dictionary and possibly dont find it.. you're gonna get super peevish.. and yes.. peevish is a real english word.. not something from manglish[man's english] or rynnglish[rynn's english].. and i learnt another word from rynn too.. i forgot how to spell it.. but.. the real spelling has a letter z in it.. but the pronounciation is.. ron.day.voo.. wow... i know.. actually.. i'm getting pretty peevish now.. since sooo many people wont reply my texts.. and its real boring.. but the next time i'm going out.. is to PAVILION. so exclusive.. LOL.. with yean ching.. yay... LOL.

VOTE FOR PEDRO

hahahha.. believe it or not.. i just watched napoleon dynamite.. after years of persuasion from my sis... hahaha.. i finally watched it.. OMG. the show is sooo freaking dead.. and john heder is soooo sarcastic.. LOL.. hahah.. and haley duff's in it.. she's so... urrrgghh in the movie.. hahaha.. the best part is.. when pedro asked summer to be her date for the dance.. he even made her a cake and sent it to her front door.. hahaha.. LOL.. and she replied him in a lil letter.. which wrote pedro's name on the front and a heart with a shooting arrow through it.. LOL.. and the reply inside was NO!!!hahahha... soooo freaking funny.... poor pedro.. LOL.. and napoleon's date was.........................

ugly who?!

ugly who???? hahha.. corynn found the layout on the ugly betty site from google.. summor i thought she used photoshop.. thn iw as thinking.. " ah rynn know how to use photoshop wan meh?? i also dont know.." LOL.. hahahah.. mayb she does.. i dont know.. anyway.. that picture was taken last christmas when i went to their place to stay over.. hahah.. i know.. long time ago.. but it was super fun.. and i got a set of china.. but us being typical.. we recycled the present.. i forgot who we gve it to.. but at least we saved on one present.. ILOL.. how kia su.. ahhahhah... and the picture on the right right.. is hao ying's farewell.. its really mini.. but i think you can find the big picture on one of my previous previous post... anyway.. she's coming back on february!! so happy.. finally.. i miss her soo much... and if you actually find the big picture on my previous previous post... she's in the middle and i'm the one with the plaster.. LOL... dont ask... and ah rynn acutally looks good in the fake/photoshopped red full rimmed glasses.. hahaha.. LOL.. if she really wears one.. i'll be sure to capture a totally candid picture.. hhahhaha.. we'll see when the time comes.. LOL..

three point six or 3.6?

okay.. so me and jan went to curve right... when her mom dropped us off.. she dropped us at secret recipe and asked jan to get 2 slices for mei mei and 1 for jan herslef.. so jan.. being typical mommy's girl.. went down to buy the cake... well.. if ti were me.. i'd tell my mommy.. " yerrr... you go buy la.. you can get discounts anyway..".. so after that.. we passed by three point six which was really near secret recipe... actually i wanted to pass by that shop cuz jan said there was a really cute guy working there.. but when we went.. she said that the guy wasnt working.. awww... i know.. too bad... thn.. we were having a super hard time a deciding where to eat.. we were playing scissors, paper, stone outside tony roma's and manhattan fish market.. and if i won.. we'd go to manhattan fish market.. and if jan won.. we'd go to tony roma's.. but i won... so we were gonna go in manhttan's when jan said that she was kinda sick of fish.. so we went to TGIF instead.. we ordered the 3 course meal.. which costs 45 bucks including government tax and service tax.. the appetizers were mac and chesse something something.. its practically mac and cheese inside some fried thing.. and it came with salsa sauce.. and or main meal was RIBS!! heh heh heh.. even if we didnt go to tony roma's.. it didnt mean we couldnt have ribs.. and our desert was mud pie.. and we ordered ice lemon tea.. REFILLABLE!! and jan being her kia su self asked me to drink drink drink!! she said we must at least refill 5 times to make our money worth it.. LOL.. i know.. super KIA SU!! thn the bill came up 55 bucks.. plus drinks and the ++ stuff... and thn we went to walk around.. we went to cineleisure to play some pool and foosball.. and thank God.. the place was a non-smoking area.. and we went.. and totally suck at pool.. i got like only 2 balls in.. WTH?! so... foosball was a tie.. and we took pictues at the thingi at cineleisure which perks outta nowhere.. that mini bridge thingi.. up in nothing but air.. and jan is soooo totally afraid of heights.. she's so paranoid.. she thinks that it'll break if anyone jumps on it.. i prooved her WRONG!! and thn.. we went for some ice-cream.. dumb baskin robbins ice-cream.. the lady gave such a huge scoop.. not like i'm complaining.. LOL.. but it was dripping everywhere.. jan got a sherbet tho.. which she pronounces it as sher.bet... but the correct pronoucation is sher.beh... hahaha... ENGLISH.. LOL.. we ahd to stop for a while.. cuz my dumb ice-cream was dripping everywhere.. and thn.. we went to ikano.. we went to brands outlet and saw this really cute remote control car.. which jan bought for her cousin.. actually i told her to buy nail polish for HIM.. but she didnt listen.. LOL.. thn we went to ikea.. we were walking and walking.. when her momma called.. she said she was coming soon.. so we left ikea.. which i sooo wanted to get a hotdog.. but i didnt.. we went to coffee bean to get a quick ice blended..and her mom came.. and she sent me to sunway pyramid.. cuz jan eldest sister was there.. and i went to my mom's office..

i'm walking on the streets.

okay.. today me and jan went to curve.. i know.. so pathetic.. only the two of us.. but whatever.. its fun.. okay.. so.. her momma came to pick me up.. and the night before.. jan told me that she was gonna come at 1 somthing.. so being AMANDA PHUAH, i woke up at 11.30.. and i went downstairs to laze around and watch some tv... and thn.. THE CALL came... and at that time.. it was only 5 minutes to 12.. i was still on the couch watching the son of the mask.. anyway.. jan said on the phone.. " I'M COMING NOW ARR!!".. and i was sooo freaking panic... summor i havent made the bed and washed my bowl.. infact.. i havent even BRUSHED MY TEETH!!!! so i was soo freaking kan cheong... and it was super kelam-kabut.. i was running here and there like a mad chicken... getting my clothes.. combing my hair and trying to brush my teeth at the same time... thinking on whether i should wear my shoes or just flip-flops.... GAH!! i swear my head was gonna explode on that very moment... and when jan called.. she also mentioned that she was at tmn sea.. near my school.. and the school isnt too far from my ss2 house... i was literally in a MAD RUSH. and before she arrived... i managed to brush my teeth, at least fold the blankets, wash my dish, off the tv, wear my socks and shoes, put on proper clothes and combed my hair... i didnt get a chance to pee tho.. and the night before.. my cousin told me to lock up properly.. as i was alone in the house... and when jan arrived.. i was gonna lock up.. and she shouted through her car window saying.. " THE WORLD ISNT WAITING FOR YOU, WOMAN!!".. and of course.. me being me.. became even more kan cheong.. apparently.. i didnt lock the outside gate properly.. darn it. i got a fair " scolding/lecture " by my couz...

SEA SICK.

okay.. we were at the ferry place... there were sooo many people.. and my mommy bought the express ticket.. but she forgot.. so we went to the normal very until my dad called out.. apparently oleksiy [white guy above] reminded us that we bought the express ticket.. the express ferry was sooo nice.. nice and cold... and there wasnt many people.. so it was fun to have to ferry almost all to ourselves.. and we did silly things.. like the "get the popparazzi away from me " thing above.. thats my sis btw.. and the sea was green.. WTH?! green mehn.. not blue.. GREEN. disgustingly green.. damn.. hahahha.. it took like an hour and a half to get to the island itself... but it was okay... owh yea.. and before that.. when we were on our journey to kuala kedah jetty... we heard the dixie chicks- i'm not ready to make nice on the radio.. and my sis said.. " isnt this the chicksy dicks??".. i was like.. who the hell is the chicksy dicks?? we were pretty blurr for like 10 seconds.. and thn i shouted.. " ITS THE DIXIE CHICKS LAR!!! "hahahha.. it was damn funny... we were laughing for the next 10 minutes.. LOL... we were both damn blurr. hahaha

life is a highway.

okay... we were on our way to the kuala kedah jetty... and just so ya'll know.. the kuala kedah jetty is located in KEDAH!! and do you know how up north KEDAH is in peninsular malaysia??!! well.. its freaking up north.. infact.. its really near perlis.. which is really near thailand.. and yeap.. its really up north.. we took a few pictures.. and yea... we started our journey at 5.30AM!! freaking early..... the view on the way was GREAT!! so misty and cool.. owh yea.. and i forgot to take a picture of a toilet.. it was at kuala kangsar.. and i had an ESCALATOR!! to the toilet.. really.. no joke.. that escalator was a bit narrow.. but enough to fit my momma and i.. i mean WTH?! who puts an escalator on the R&R??

THE GIRNCH. SERIOUSLY.

okay.. see the above?? its THE GRINCH!! yes.. the grinch.. that evil cartoon character that wants to steal christmas from all the lil kiddies around the world.. hahahhaa.. yeap.. and last friday.. my family and i went to some kopitiam at taipan to eat.. and saw this lady.......... we didnt order anything from her.. but we saw her clearing up some table... and when she turned back... HOLY&()%#&(&))^&*((()....... she looked like THE GRINCH!!!! like the exact picture above.. really.. this aint no joke.. and she's a LADY.. she put soo much make up.. all dolled up.. fer what?? to work at some kopitiam??? hahahhaha... and me as usual.. smile at everyone.. i was being nice and smiled at her.. she smiled back at me.. and she gave me THE GRINCH'S GRIN!! damn.. it was freaking creepy and funny at the same time.. after she went back.. we were laughing like mad people at our table.. hahahahahahhahahah...

hmm...

last night.. i had dinner.. at 12.. not pm.. am.. i know.. so late huh?? well.. yea.. cuz my mom went to church and she came back really late.. and she hadnt had dinner yet.. so we went together.. to A&W.. haha.. i was craving for waffles.. i dont know why.. i have sudden cravings sometimes.. but.. i'm not pregnant.. lemme repeat.. NOT PREGNANT.. hahaha.. and so.. i had my waffles.. besides that.. i had a burger and a whole cuppa rootbeer.. pray i dont grow fat.. LOL... and at 7.. before my dinner.. had maggi mee... but only one packet.. where got people eat one packet of maggi mee only??? so un-filling... hahaha.. LOL.. i really sound like a pig.. hahaha...

okay.. ya'll obviously know that this is JOHN FRITZGERRALD KENNEDY... he's MY dog... and.. once.. he wanted to come in the house sooo badly that he just stared through the galss window.. but... to my surprise.. he didnt actually wanted to come in.. he was watching THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW with me.. and when it was the advertistmens... i switched the channel.. and when it started.. i switched back.. and he came back to the glass window to watch.. hahha.. same thing happened today... i was watching it.. and somehow he came into the house.. and kept very very still.. HE WAS WATCHING THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW.

TONGUE TWISTER.

she sat on the seashore counting her sea shells on the sea shore and got more sea shells.. NO!! thats not the tongue twister part.. its the part where people wanna go to lagoon.. and people wanna go to pyramid.. and most importantly.. PEOPLE THAT CANT GO FOR EITHER. anyway.. before school ended.. we planned on going to lagoon.. it was all set on the 15th.. UNTIL! a few people cant go... and when someone from your "clan" cant go.. like on my condition now... jan and ked cant make it.. which is a total disaster.. wait.. not disaster.. total TSUNAMI!! i feel so bad that alot of them cant make it... and kedric just called me and made me worse!!! * sobs*.. but actually.. the thing that i want is that i want jan to go.. cuz for this whole holidays i havent seen her yet.. and its not nice when you plan something that everyone can go escept for your best friend.. even if IT's going.. i'd probably wont go cuz jan's not going.. and sorry dear..if you're reading this.... anyway.. its been very confusing.. at first.. lagoon was on.. thn it was cancelled.. and thn.. ice-skating was on.. thn its cancelled.. and now.. LAGOON is on.. and no matter how much jan begs her mom.. she wouldnt let.. so i probably might not be going..

SUSPICION.

okay.. since ya'll know that jan's in ipoh and all.. she's got nothing to do.. exceot watch 8tv.. anyway.. so.. sometimes.. i'll call her or she'll call me.. and yesterday.. my dog was really naughty.. so i went outside and started chasing him around the house compound.. and thn.. jan called... so i picked up.. and regarding my loud voice.. everybody can hear.. so.. my mom thought that jan was a guy.. and i was talking to her while chasing my dog.. tambah-tambah my loud foot steps.. dang.. so.. after i finished talking to jan.. my mom went.. " who's that?? why so secret wan? cannot talk in the house meh?".. by saying that.. she obviously thinks that jan's a guy.. LOL.. but actually.. it was all totally a coincidence.. and my sis went.. " we're soooo curious bout your mysterious friend.. who is that???".. aiyo... its LUI JAN YI! " remember that girl which came over to ss2 last time????".. and thn.. LIGHT BULB. " owh.. that one arr???" DURH! haahha.. anyway... for now i can tell them that she's calling me.. but when "K.K.X.B" calls... DANG!! if the find out.. i'm a roast pig.. hahahha.. but they'll never.. LOL.

KIA SU-NESS OF MR. & MRS. PHUAH

okay.. so today.. after i had my lunch.. my dad had to buy RO water.. you know.. from those things that are everywhere.. like vending machines... yea.. and so.. we went to one near my house.. and it says 60 cents per litre... and so.. my dad put it 60 cents.. and pressed the green button.. but mo water came out.. press again.. still nothing.. so he pressed the button which refunds your money.. NOTHING CAME OUT!!!! whoa.. meaning that the vending machine swallowed our money without giving us any water.. hahha.. and guess what my dad did??? he punched the green button like 20 times.. and thn.. when nothing came out.. he punched the machine itself.. all for the swallowed up 60 cents.. hahaha... and.. when my mom cmae back from work.. as usual.. she'd tell us everything that happened.. so she said.. she went to the bank.. and there was complications with the bank stuff.. but the banker haelped her fix it. and so.. she was " gratefull" and she went to watsons to get a 2 bars of chocolates.. one for the banker.. and the other for the banker's boss.. but.. watsons sold it at 7 ubcks per bar.. as it was pretty pricey.. she went to a medicine hall to get it.. she was in luck. it costs only 6.90.. but thn.. after she bought it... she passed by kiosk.. she went in to check how much the chocolates costs to compare the price.. and the chocolates at kiosk costs only 6.50.. whoa!!,, and she bought 2 bars from the medicine hall.. so altogether costs 13.80.. but if she had bought at kiosk.. she would have only paid 13 bucks.. and she came home saying.. " WASTED THAT 80 CENTS!!! ".. hahahhahaha.. LOL.. now ya'll know...

SATURDAY NIGHT LIFE?! NO.

okay.. and so.. the last day of school was a saturday.. you ask who went on that pathetic day?? pathetic people such as... me, tze, des, ked, ah fook, ink and other people.. well.. more people came thn i expected.. i thought the school was gonna be a dead dessert.. but nooo... haha.. there were quite alot of people actually.. and we obviously had nothing to do.. and so.. des soooo clever bring camera.. and natural posers like us................. i'm in love with kedric's iPod..

peek-a-boo!

the nose flare of rejection? more like " the i dont know what pose to do " pose.

i know what ya'll are thinking.. des looks most normal.

when the butts takeover......

potong-ness of amanda phuah.

i'm your bodyguard today. pay me 10 bucks and you're off the hook. when you spot your man..........

when tall chairs amuse us... we go nuts.. and i must say.. my hair looks good.

when i find someone shorter thn me...... heh heh heh... pride kicks in.

yew leung's not actually sitting on me. or tze's legs could have been broken.