wanna die arr??

okay.. ahhaha.. i know.. weird title.. anyway.. the new season of PHUA CHU KANG is on!! haha.. on ntv7.. LOL.. hahaha.. must support some relatives ma.. hahaha.. LOL.. no lar.. he's not related to me.. LOL.. anyway.. i watched an episode.. and i thought i was super funny.. cuz pck wanted to renovate some lady's house.. and she's really into charity.. and pck being his kia su self hated charity.. " i gave 5 cents for flag day, OKAY!!" said pck to margaret.. and a phone call came.. for margaret.. she answered.. and it was the lady who needed her hse renovated.. so.. margaret answered.. and she said.. " okay.. okay.. no problem!! consider it done!".. in a happy tone.. so pck asked magaret what was up.. she said " she'll let you renovate her house!! BUT...... you have to build a lil playhouse for her for free for a charity drive...." and pck said.. " FOR FREE ARR?! YOU SIOW ARR?!".. the conversation continues.. pck in redand margaret in blue..

chu kang.. have you ever thought of dying???
my hair arr?! * touches hair*
no.. i mean.. when you die.. mati [bm], sei[canton], see, KONG KIAW[hokkien]..* shows bended index finger*
ohh!!! say earlier la.... erm.. no wor.. so what will happen when i DIE??
do you know if you're going up or down?
of cuz UP UP lar!!
are you sure?? beczuse God likes people who do charity wor..
so you say if i do this for the lady for FREE i can renovate her house and go UP UP??
yes.. you can renovate her house.. but i cant gurantee that you'll go UP UP when you die..
THN I DO FOR WHAT?!
wait chu kang.. but it will definately increase your chances of going UP UP..
ohh.. * sits back down*.. okay LAR!!
*the words that are in capital are empasis..

LOL.. mayb some of you wont get the joke.. but well.. its damn funny.. LOL.. ahhahaha.. and a bit later into the show.. chu beng, chu kang's brother.. said to chu kang..
" yes.. but when you donated that miserable 5 cents for flag day.. you even wanted to take your CHANGE!!"

LOL.. i sooo love pck private ltd. best in singapore and jb.. and some say batam.. LOL.