HONG KONG/SHEN ZHEN - day 3

3rd day at shen zhen.. we went to this place.. where everything was shrinked down.. something like HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS!! but.. slighty bigger.. hmm.. so first we went to the TAJ MAHAL!! whoa.. like so keng.. thn.. we took some shots... it was pretty nice.. but before we left the hotel.. he had breakfast.. at the hotel itself.. breakfast itslef was sooo OILY!!! so thn.. we headed off by bus.. and there we are!!

the TAJ AMHAL!!! WHOA!!!

trust me... this is sooo not photoshopped!! its ori.. from the camera.. only resized.. LOL.. i soo pretty, right?

the leaning tower of............................

some weird fountain.. hahaha... my mommy looks weird.. LOL..

i went to egypt!! yea right.. LOL.. i think my couz photoshopped the eiffel tower in the background.. LOL.

owh!! and there was a ride.. so not chee cake wan... i sat it twice.. LOL....

the eiffel tower... hahahahah..

HONG KONG/SHEN ZHEN- day 2

so.. after having a great night at the 5 star hotel.. we had to move out... cuz.. we were going to SHEN ZHEN!! in china... yea.. so after breakfast in hong kong.. we packed our stuff and went to the flower monument yada yada thing... they said it was given by some rich guy or something... so anyway.. that was still in hong kong.. thn we went for a lil sampan ride.. to see jumbo! jumbo, not dumbo.. jumbo's a floating restaurant... its cool... so and the uncle let me steer the boat.. thank God we didnt hit anything.. LOL... hahahha.. owh yea... i forgot.. before we went to see jumbo.. we went to a buddhist temple... we didnt go in.. but we did snap some shots.. portraits to be exact.. thn.. we boarded our train to LO WU.. its another name for shen zhen, i think... the tour guide said that once we got in the train, we'd had to quickly grab a seat.. so since we were going from one end to the other [hong hum to lo wu].. there werent many ppl boarding the train like us.. the were many in between tho... and he begged that we stay together so he's wont loose any of us... GOSH!! he was freaking stress... thn when we got off the train.. he quickly did a head count.. when we heard.. * SIGH*.. we knew... everyone was back.. sigh of relief.. LOL.. dude was stressed out.. so thn.. we went for lunch.. the food was horrible!!!! and we went to somewhere which i forgot and in the bus... we passed by some legal grafitti walls... china ppl are really GOOD!! they're art work are gorgeous!! and its legal!! not something like typical malay malaysians spray on the sides of a kopitiam..

breakfast!! dim sum was GOOD!! and freaking oily!! and the char siu pau there... compared with here?!.. lets just say.. malaysia's char siu pau is pure BULL SHIT!!!


the flower monument thingi... it sybolizes something.. but the tour guide was all panicky.. and she spoke real fast... so i didnt catch it.. gah! who cares anyway???

we were at the temple.. PORTRAIT!

another portrait!! btw, if both of us smiled.. the camera would have its own flash.. so i decided not to.. :P

sampan ride??? hahahaha... i was steering... LOL

it was cold!!!!! and the dude was driving damn fast!!! well.. we saw yatch's... ALOT of yatchs... some of them were owed by jackie chan and lee kar sing! so keng.. LOL

and another jumping syot...

try and guess which one we took??? honestly.. i FORGOT!!

we were at the makan place.. some cute lil boy from our tour.. hahahah... he's so cute!! we played tag in the airport.. LOL.






street art!! well.. the trees are kinda blocking.. but you get the picture..

HONG KONG -day 1

when we first arrived at the airport... my aunt and uncle and couz were already there... so.. we had to wait for the tour guide dude to get everything ready for us.. as our passports were with him.. so.. this is what we decided to do... me, my couz, my sis... LOL.. we were at the check in thing...

we were on the plane.. it was super sunny and the pilot was flying next to the sun.. stupid, eh??

when we arrived.. we went to our 5 star hotel... hahahah.. sounds shiok?? hahahah.. it is shiok... LOL...

since we got the suite.... my couz came over for some shots... camera shots.. not vodka shots... the tinker...... LOL... silohuette style...LOL

and... i forgot where this was... i think it was the makan place or something.. ahhahaha..Oo.

there!! victoria peak!!! told you it was real nice.. and cold.. thats why we were all huddled up together.. LOL.

the view from the peak... wow..... owh.. and btw.. this shot wasnt photoshopped...its original!!

madam tussouds with einstein... yes we know that E=MC2.... at least do something about your HAIR!!

who the hell's this guy???? i dont know... but... he asked me to dance... and i couldnt say no... why?? because i'm NICE!!! LOL.

picasso..... he was bald... i just found out.. so i decided to give him my own special head massage to let some hair grow....

when it comes to lee kar sing... there's nothing better thn MONEY!!! $$$$$$$$

HONG KONG. -day 1

okay... so.. we went to hong kong right... on the first day... we went to the peak already.. the peak as in.. VICTORIA PEAK.. it was sooooo shiok-ing cold there!! well.... the wind was blowing like nobody's business and the view there was spectacular... but... unfortunately.. the pics are in the next post!! hahahaha... suspens sikit mar!! LOL.. hahaha... the pictures below are after victoria peak.. which is madam tussouds and the arena of stars.. hahahha... blow yourselves away with these mind blowing pictures!!
this was at madam tussouds... where you can stick you name on a magnetic board as if you're a prisoner... well.. my couz and i did something sloghty different... LOL... a... JUMPING SYOT!!!

hmm.. marilyn monroe... i've always wondered whats under there... LOL... just a lil peek wont hurt, will it??

damn!!! dude's freaking tall.. and he freaking stinks!!!! i hope he uses alot of shampoo and soap when he showers.. LOL...

thank you.. thank you very much [elvis voice] - you cant really see the comb-

there... this was at the arena of stars.. man eating board, take three.. ACTION!! and rolling..

didnt i tell you the view was freaking spctacular??? well.. you believe me now.. LOL... but this isnt the victoria peak... the peak was better.. this was at the arena of stars... but.. good enough, eh??

4 cousins.. the babies of the families.. -my sis, me, my couz, my couz.. LOL.

and after that... after a freaking lon walk which was approx. 2km to the lil open aired double decker bus.. we were freaking tired.. and was in a mood for taking pictures!!well.. the tripod came in handy... the bus was about to move, btw...

see how low the bill boards were???? reach for the skies, guys!!! LOL... well.. a kinda mini roller coaster, i suppose.. hahahahhaha.... LOL...

time to take flight. brace yourselves

on 15th of dec.. we.. [aunt, uncle, 2 couzs, sis, mommy and me] went to hong kong.. hahahha... our flightwas at 8am.. check in at 6 am.. and so.. we gotta wake up at 5 am... it was sooo freaking early... and the night before.. i slept at 2am... ahhh... i was soo sleepy... but thn.. when we reached.. we met up with my couz... and the tour guide [wyman].. and so.. we boarded the plane... it was china airlines, btw.. OMG!!! china airlines SUCK!!! its sooo small!!! what do they think we are??!! ANTS?!.. stupid wan.. the plane had only 2 rows.... three chairs on each side... gosh.. and i was sitting on the window seat.. ahhaha.. soo happy... so i got to see the loverly clouds.. ever soo puffy and soft.. ahhaha... it was ncie.. but when we were landing.. both my sis and i had a sudden freaking sharp pain in our necks all the way to our heads.. and trust me.. it was damn PAIN!! after like and hour after we landed.. the pain was gone.. and the fun part is.. we checked into our hotel first... and our hotel was a 5 STAR hotel... ahhaha.. it was ncie.. and BIG!!! hahahahha.. and because there were 3 of us.. me, my sis and my mom... we needed triple bed... so the 5 star hotel people gave us a suite!! hahahhaha... with kitchen and fridge and 2tv's and a sofa bed.. hahahaha.... wow... it was great... picutes will be on the next post.. so keep posted.

muzzle up!

okay.. fritz has been really naughty lately.. like.. he bites everthing.. tho he's the luckiest dog among all his siblings.. all of them either get tied up or caged up.. fritz here.. gets to roam free in the car porch.. so.. he's teething.. and he wants to chew.. EVERYTHING.. really.. everthing.. he bites the hose to the plants.. to the car to the grill.. erm.. the window sill.. the car lamp and signal light.. the drain covers and many many more.. so wedecided to buy him a muzzle.. its only temporary before we get a metal chain.. when we chanied him up the last time with a clothed leash... he bit it of and got scott-free... gah... pictures of the retarded dog will be on the nest post.. LOL. so keep posted.

hair dressers and tatoo parlours..

today.. my sis and i went to pavilion with yean ching.. well.. initially it was me, my sis and yean ching.. thn when yean ching arrived.. she was with kareem and ian chik.. i was like OO.. but anyway.. yean ching arrived half an hour late.. and i forgot to ask her why.. LOL.. pai seh.. cuz kareem was driving.. didnt want it to seem like i was blaming kareem.. so anyway.. thn.. the journey there was pretty fun.. we stopped somewhere near western digital to have some bak kut teh.. hahahha.. LOL.. and to be honest.. its really good.. hahahah.. and the most amazing thing was that i only ate 1 bowl of rice.. LOL.. but i got eat the " liaw".. like the intestines and all... and obvioulsly the bak kut.. and only kareem and i ate the fei yoke.. cuz ian was like.. " later you get heart attack.." gosh... he's a doctor, btw.... so thn.. we made our way to pavilion.. kareem dropped us there and he and ian went to sungai wang... after we finished shopping at pavilion.. we went to sungai wang to meet them.. ian cut his hair.. OMG. it looked funny.. hahaha.. and thn yean ching saw.. thn she went to cut pulak.. aiyo.. so we waited like half an hour.. but my sis and i went shopping.. and sungai wang is FULL of har dressers and tatoo parlours.. OMG.. soooo creepy.. compared to pavilion.. pavilion's soooo much higher class... aiyo.... but it was fun.. we talked.. ALOT... hahha.. and pavilion's toilet is really nice... hahah.. and its free!! LOL.. so kia su.. xD

blub blub blub..

i went swimming with my dad today.. actually.. i wanted to go just for fun.. until.. i went to my couz's place last night after weeks off not seeing them.. and my aunt said that my cheeks look puffier.. and fatter.. so.. i went to the pool today.. and swam my heart out.. before i went.. i made up my mind to swim 5 laps.. btw.. the pool's olympic size.. but.. instead.. i swam 8 laps.. ahahhaha... i was soo proud of myself.. thn after that.. my dad brought me to eat.. i ate 1 and a half roti's at a mamak stall.. so i guess that i went swimming for nothing cuz i probably gained all the calories i lost back.. that darn 1 and a half roti... DANG.

wanna die arr??

okay.. ahhaha.. i know.. weird title.. anyway.. the new season of PHUA CHU KANG is on!! haha.. on ntv7.. LOL.. hahaha.. must support some relatives ma.. hahaha.. LOL.. no lar.. he's not related to me.. LOL.. anyway.. i watched an episode.. and i thought i was super funny.. cuz pck wanted to renovate some lady's house.. and she's really into charity.. and pck being his kia su self hated charity.. " i gave 5 cents for flag day, OKAY!!" said pck to margaret.. and a phone call came.. for margaret.. she answered.. and it was the lady who needed her hse renovated.. so.. margaret answered.. and she said.. " okay.. okay.. no problem!! consider it done!".. in a happy tone.. so pck asked magaret what was up.. she said " she'll let you renovate her house!! BUT...... you have to build a lil playhouse for her for free for a charity drive...." and pck said.. " FOR FREE ARR?! YOU SIOW ARR?!".. the conversation continues.. pck in redand margaret in blue..

chu kang.. have you ever thought of dying???
my hair arr?! * touches hair*
no.. i mean.. when you die.. mati [bm], sei[canton], see, KONG KIAW[hokkien]..* shows bended index finger*
ohh!!! say earlier la.... erm.. no wor.. so what will happen when i DIE??
do you know if you're going up or down?
of cuz UP UP lar!!
are you sure?? beczuse God likes people who do charity wor..
so you say if i do this for the lady for FREE i can renovate her house and go UP UP??
yes.. you can renovate her house.. but i cant gurantee that you'll go UP UP when you die..
THN I DO FOR WHAT?!
wait chu kang.. but it will definately increase your chances of going UP UP..
ohh.. * sits back down*.. okay LAR!!
*the words that are in capital are empasis..

LOL.. mayb some of you wont get the joke.. but well.. its damn funny.. LOL.. ahhahaha.. and a bit later into the show.. chu beng, chu kang's brother.. said to chu kang..
" yes.. but when you donated that miserable 5 cents for flag day.. you even wanted to take your CHANGE!!"

LOL.. i sooo love pck private ltd. best in singapore and jb.. and some say batam.. LOL.

caramel frapuccino

yesterday.. we.. as in my parents + ang moh.. went grocery shopping.. hahhaa.. i know.. and yes.. i still go grocery shopping with my parents.. so.. we went to carrefour.. since its near my house.. LOL.. so.. after dinner.. we headed off.. it was bout 9pm.. so when we reached.. my dad asked that security gueard what time the store was gonna close.. he said 11.. so meaning.. we had bout 2 hours to shop.. which was good.. cuz we really had to restock all our goodies.. hahahaha.. anyway.. after shopping.. ang moh wanted to go for coffee.. heh heh heh.. in my imind.. i was already thinking of what to order.. hahahhaa.. so as usual.. we went to starbucks... actually he asked if we wanted coffee bean.. since coffee bean is local.. we decided to go for starbucks.. i ordered a CARAMEL FRAPUCCINO.. sadly.. i had to share it with my sis.. dang.. so we added vanilla and chocolate on the top.. and stuff like that.. hmm.. and it was freaking cold at starbucks... i wonder why they put the airconditioning so cold when there were like sloghty more thn 10 poeple indoors.. hmm.. thn.. i saw this really SMOKING HOT guy outside.. he was having coffee too.. and we had a moment.. LOL.. at least i think so.. ahahahhaha..

here comes the bride

okay.. so my khai ma's finally getting married.. hahaha.. i know.. she's my khai ma even before she got married.. weird.. but whatever.. and guess what?? i get to be her BRIDE'S MAID.. hahah.. my mom says i'm too young.. too young to be a bride's maid.. but too old to be a flower girl.. hahaha.. LOL.. i used to be a flower girl.. last time when i was a lil kid.. i was a flower girl 5 times.. hahaha.. i know.. apparently i used to b CUTE!! hahahha.. seems that i lost all my " POWER OF CUTENESS " hahahhaha.. LOL.. anyway.. so we went to nichii to check out dresses.. and i saw this really really pretty red dress.. and a red halter.. but my mom wont let me wear halters.. LOL... she'll go.. " WHY SO SEXY???" hahahha.. dont worry.. my family's like that.. LOL.. ahhahaha.. i got used to it.. so.. i guess i'll just be sticking to t shirt's and jeans/shorts/pants.. ahhaha... its soo ME anyway.. LOL

ripped off.

i gotta wait for like erm.. 4 more months.. yea.. in 4 more months.. my braces are OFF.. hhahaha.. fast eh?? but its a process.. after that i'd have to wear retainers.. which they would obviously make me talk really weird.. and i'd be spitting everywhere.. ahhaha.. LOL.. and if i wear them to school next year.. it'll be sooo hard for me to have recess.. cuz i'd have to take it out.. so.. i shall NOT have recess next year.. yea right.. like thats gona happen... LOL.. its probably in march.. i hope.. or a lil bit after that.. my doc says i only have one more tooth to be straightened out.. LOL.. and its still growing.. LOL.. hahaha.. my poor tooth.. its like letting a 2 year old kid ride a 2 wheel bike.. i actually pity my poor tooth.. hahahaha..LOL.. whatever.. its just teeth anyway..

i finally got it.

you may ask.. what did this retard get?? you wont believe it.. after years of searching for it.. i finally found it.. WASABI PEAS.. OMG.. they're like the best snack/nuts you can ever get.. they're hot as in spicy.. and yet.. still kinda healthy.. in a way.. since its peas.. LOL.. ahhaha.. i know.. lame.. but it tastes really good... i found it at cold storage.. RM9.99 for a can.. and honestly.. its pretty cheap.. comsidering its from cold storage and its a pretty big can.. hahaha..LOL.. and i've been addicted to it.. ahhahahah... and.. i got candy canes!! so fast huh?? hahaha.. its cause a relative of mine just came back from aussie and bought it.. hahaha... i havent tried it yet.. and she didnt get the mint ones.. the mint ones are the ones that are white with red stripes.. the ones i got are colourful.. hahaha.. i hope they taste the same.. LOL.. tho.. colors really attract me.. hahaha.. like corynn says.. " i go for the colouful things on the menu.. something's wrong with me" hahahhaha.... LOL.. and rynn.. if you just read this.. leave a comment.. so you wont have to kill me directly at church..LOL.. hahahha... and i'll give you a candy cane if you want.. hahahah..LOL.