fritzi whitzi pooperski..

fritz is FAT... he;s been eating alot.. like a freaking pig.. and he eats, shits and sleeps.. that all.. owh yea.. and chews up everything.. from the grill.. to the shoes.. to the stuff unnderneath the car.. and he digd the garden.. bites the hose and eats his shit sometimes.. but overall.. he's a GREAT guard dog.. he watches the house.. and did i mention he's soooo fat that he cant fit throught the grill anymore??? lol... its actually pretty good.. cuz we wont have any trouble closing the door now.. lol..and he loves basking under the sun and playing in the rain.. but when it BATH TIME.. he squirms all over and shakes alot.. he learnt how to chase his tail.. and is in the process of learning how to play dead and fetch.. he's a great friend when your down.. or if your tv's busted.. like mine now.. lol... and he loves to cuddle with you and be petted.. and he likes to chew his ball on your feet.. and drinks water straight from the pipe.. lol.. well.. here are the most recent pictures of JOHN FRITZGERRARD KENNEDY aka FRITZ aka FRITZI WHITZI POOPERSKI


whaddya looking at, punk?!

i'm sooo photogenict... i love the beutiful camera.

CAMERA!!! *licks it*

i'm such an angel... why dont you ever give me a treat???