I'VE GOT THEM BRACES OFF YA'LL!!!!

-just the top part, at least.

dearest blog, momma's back! hahahhaa.. altho, momma will be leaving you for quite a while a week from now.. so anyway.. ya'll wont believe whats been going on.. first things first.. ABALONE SHOW!! aka, heart of greed.. i call it abalone show.. so.. my mom's friend just burnt the whole series for me on a compact disk.. thats the good part.. bad part is, my pc cant read it.. i think its the cd, cuz the iMac wont read it either.. the thing is, i'm afraid that it'll trasmitt some dumb virus to the pc, which has just been cleared off viruses.. oh, did i tell you that i missed the last 2 episodes? why? my dad lahhhhh!!!! i was soo angry.. he came to ss2 to pick me up with my mom.. and we were supposed to go out for dinner.. but so ngam, my aunt bought food.. so my mom gave me a choice if i wanted to (a) stay there and they'll pick me up after dinner (b) just go with them and miss the last 2 episodes.. obviously, i chose A.. but no... someone had to insist that i followed them to dinner.. geez... so.. i showed a black face throughout dinner, cuz i didnt get to watch my show which i have been anticipating for a very long time, just so you know.. so anyway.. in school right.. i decided to give names to a couple of my friends based on the show.. and the results?

david teow, which we call daey.. has been transmogrified to " TAK TAK DAEY".. which in the show's originally tak tak dei.. acted by moses chan..

destiness koh, which we call des has been transmogrified to " SHUI DES DES".. which in the show's originally shui mak mak.. which is acted by, i dont know who.. some girl..

lui jan yi which we call jan has been transmogrified to " SHEUNG JAN SUM".. which in the show is sheung JOY sum, acted byy linda chung..

and last but not least...

phuah cheng li has been transmogrified to " CHENG LI".. [not actually transmogrified].. which in the show is cheng leung/alfred acted by RAYMOND LAM FUNG!! whahahaha..

and if you actually put us in the movie, i die.. ==.. how lame huh?? so yea. thats what we practically do in class, since lessons have been cut due to the closeness of PMR.

ahh, great.

aahhh, jared leto. who? JARED LETO laaa... actually.. if you say leto really fast.. it'll seem like lei tou [you've reached] in canton.. hahaha... get it? JARED, lei tou!! hahahahha.. oh, nevermind.. anyway.. why blog bout jared? hmm.. cuz... i had a dream bout him after watching the mtvasia awards 2008 on mtv couple of weeks ago.. i just remembered that i wanted to blog bout that dream..

so okayy.. i dream that i was home.. watching tv.. and thn, my dog started barking.. typical me, i went to shut him out.. but before i could say a word, is aw what he was barking at.. a beat up white vanette van, with 5 ppl in it.. mainly, 30 seconds to mars + driver.. and i saw em passing my house.. and so, jared saw me walking out, i was gonna shut my dog up, remember?.. and thn he asked the driver to stop.. they were drunk, btw.. not the driver, just the 4 of them.. so thn.. he got off the van and i went out the house.. called my sis to reach for the camera and my phone with a loud scream.. and thn.. i saw him. face to face. FU-YOHH, shocking much. and you wont guess the first thing i said to the dude. i said..

"HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR THAT WAY? I LOVE IT."

hahahha.. pathetic right? so anyway.. we took a couple of snaps together and we exchanged numbers.. and thn.. i woke up.. ggaaahhh!! i quickly checked my phone and camera to see if the dream was real, but obviously, i wasnt.. but, it was great.. but the worst thing was.. he didnt even answer my question!! like i need to know how his hair sticks the way it sticks.. it sooo nice!! i mean, i know its weird for a girl to get a guy's hairstyle, but to be honest.. his hairstyle's a girl's hairstyle!! which i must say, is super nice!! plus, i was gonna get a haircut the next day after the dream.. hahahaha..

and jared leto's hairstyle i got. hahaha.. its not as nice tho, since my hair's not straightened.. well, my sis says..

"ITS THE MTVASIA AWARDS LAA. THEY PROBABLY STUCK HIS HAIR DOWN WITH ALOT OF WAX, GEL AND MOOSE."

on the contrary, she's right. hahahaha

hey yo... i'm at ss2, using my couz's pc to blog.. hahaha.. shhh, he doesnt know bout it.. well, eventually, he'll find out when he reads this oh-so lame post, or, if he steps into him room right now seeing me typing this oh-so lame post and wearing his headphones to listen to lam fung's super chunted songs. he'll blow up. hahaa.. okay. stop drifting.. i online now, to post bout something that happened to me yesterday. something very very super duper ultra ubberr embarassing. did i say EMBARASSING, i think i did.. but i'm gonna say it again. EMBARASSING.

so..it was a normal wednesday, when my mom decided to take leave. why? someone asked her out to lunch for some kinda counseling session.. so? she knew that it was gonna take more thn an hour, since her lunch break's only an hour. so how? take leave. and she did. so.. we were supposed to ber-lunch with them and thn when their "counseling" session started, my sis and i were supposed to go shopping on our own.. until............. the counselee[the lady my mom was supposed to counsel] bailed on us, last minute. so since my mom took leave already, she was lie.. aiyahh.. take you both shopping only lahh.. so okayy.. shopiing we went..

so. we had lunch at kimgary at bouth 12+ and after that, we started shopping. so, we shopped from 1+ to 4+, when we felt hungry.. nyek nyek nyek.. so my mom decided to bring us to waffle world, she had some cravings.. so we went to waffle world.. ohh, we ordered some super chunted pancakes and some 25cm ice-cream thing.. okay.. thn.. we finished up.. and paid the bill.. so we walked out... and thn.. i saw this super hot chunted ultra fu-yohh guy walking with his not so ultra fu-yoh pretty girlfriend... so nevermind.. so.. i slowed down to have a closer look at em.. well, i didnt make it soo obvious that i was checking him out... until... my mom who was walking behind me.. walk a tad too fast and ter-bang-ed me.. i was like ahhhhh[my sarcastic ahhh]... when i tripped, i was still looking at him.. and he was looking at me before i fell, btw.. i didnt fall fall on the ground, just tripped.. in front of him. like what?! embarassing mehn!!!! thankfully, his girlfriend didnt see.. well, at least i hope she didnt see... ><.. wwwaaaaahhh!! i sooo wanna see him again laah, even better without the girlfriend. hahahaa..

how hot is he?
he's a cross between the hottest mtv and channel [v]'s vjs.. imagine that. that's pretty hot dont you think? plus.. i think he's one of the only guy i've bumped into that could work eyeliner in a mall plus super chunted grey chequered beach pants and a tshirt. WOW-tastic.

hole up. did i mention that he's SUPER DUPPERRRR ULTRA UBBERRR HOT?

i'm back blogging.. guess what?! MALAYSIA LOST!! hahahhaa... hmm... lost to who? CHINA laaa durh.. i think that China's the 2nd most kiasu country besides singapore.. dont you think so? medal tally says they've won the most medals so far.. well, at least the last time i checked.. its the school hols now, btw.. and yes.. most of you might be thinking.. hmm.. great time to study, isnt it? well.. apparently, miss amanda phuah is chilling in front of the pc, trying to think bout something to blog about.. well.. DING DING DING!! light bulb...

RAYMOND LAM FUNG.

hhmmm.. i dont know why.. i seem soooo addicted to him.. well.. not him.. his songs.. and the way he sings.. its sooo chunted... like.. FU-YOOHHHH, chunted-ness.. hahaaha... well.. for instance.. go check several video's on youtube out..

the last breakthrough

the super chunted canton song in heart of greed

and got summor.. but but.. its up to you to check em out IF you think lam fung's hot.. hahaha.. plus, my dad calls him

BLUE WIND.
[a very direct translation from canton to english.]

yesterday.. i went to school.. for what? scouts.. i know, i such a loyal scout.. so anyway... it was agm.. annual general meeting, for those of you who dont know.. so.. agm.. it was fun and all... but it got kinda boring halfway through it.. so......


what?! its not my fault i like to camwhore laa, okay.... :D



and thn.. after that.. the new coh's got sabotaged by the old coh members.. like.. so dumb lahhh.. ==.. plus, they got us all wet... GREAT...

and after that.. i went for lunch with li ching, with my wet clothes on.. and yea.. we went to this super cool pork house to eat.. like.. everything pork.. well, most of it.. and thn.. we had a craving for bubble tea.. so where did we go? yipee cup of course.. hahhaa.. thn my uncle picked us back.. and thn.. i went home.. kacaued my couz and stood in front of his stand fan.. the first thing he said was...

" GO AWAY LAHH!! YOU DAMN SMELLY WEIHH!!

ohh right.. the three musketeers parable.. hahaha.. well.. if ya'll dont know who the main three musketeers are.. they are :-

MISS MUSKETEER JAN.

MISS MUSKETEER DES.

MISS MUSKETEER MAN aka. triple M.

so the three musketeers went to watch 21.. which musketeer jan and des thought that choi looked so much better thn ben.. but musketeer man said that ben looked the best. why? cuz he's ang moh lahh, durh.. musketeer des says that ben gave a really horrid first impression, thats why she chose choi over ben.. so scoreboard for 21

musketeer jan and des : 1

musketeer man : 0

not long after the movie ended, musketeer jan had to leave.. so, musketeer des and man walked her outta the mall.. well.. almost outta the mall.. and thn there were 2 musketeers left.. the 2 pathetic musketeers walked around shopping of stuff, but unfortunately, musketeer man was short on cash.. she was just being very "kiam siap".. typical malaysian.. musketeer des bought some stuff and brought musketeer man to somewhere she has never eaten before, IKEA.






ahhh.. at first there were 3.. if you look carefully as musketeer des's picture above, she was laready holding one wing..


and thn, they became bones.. hahahaha... musketeers gotta eat, know? ahhahaa


and thus, i present you... *DRUMROLLS*

THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

hi world. today, i went out with jan and des.. it was great!! hahahah.. you must wanna know what happened.. well.. at first.. i woke up at 10.30 this morning, something's wrong with me.. i'm actually waking up early.. so right.. i watched tv, a bit of gymnastics on the olympics channel.. and thn.. jan texted.. she asked if she could come over to my ss2's house for a while, thn des would fetch us to curve together.. so i texted her back and i was like.. okayy.. sure.. but thn.. she texted back and say.. ohh, mymom left the house to fetch my sis already.. guess i'll be going myself now.. thn she texted again.. saying that her mom's super pissed cuz she thought that jan was going out at 2.30.. not 1.30.. which btw, she went to fetch jan's sis at 12.30.. so.. jan called her mom... and she texted me saying.. my mom's super pissed at me now.. can i borrow a$20 from you? the nice me replied.. yea sure... so thn.. des picked me up.. and we met at curve.. and thn.. jan arrived.. together-gather, we went to buy movie tickets.. at first, i insisted on watching the dark knight in emmory of the oh-so dead heath ledger.. but the showing time's were off, so i decided to pick 21 since des and jan wanted to watch it soo much and i didnt mind watching it cuz the guy on the cover was kinda cute.. luckily.. there were tickets.. tickets got, 2.40pm.. right. lunch was supposed to be at ikea, which was half way around the world from cineleisure.. so.. we didnt.. instead, we went to kopi oh to eat.. some gross stuff.. at least i ate gross stuff.. so thn.. we went to watch thn movie.. ngam ngam when we went in, they turned off the lights. meaning that the show was starting.. i know, great timing.. ahhaha.. so.. before that, i got a large coke all by myself.. halfway throughout the movie, i chugged half my drink down and i had to pee real badly.. you know me, i never go out to pee during a movie.. cuz you dont nkow what you'll miss.. thats why..

-to be continued, with pictures.-

2nd day without cheng leung in heart of greed, weather: hot

14/08/08, 1st day without lam fung in heart of greed, weather : hot.


as of today, 14/08/08.. i would like to mourn the passing of cheng leung in the cantonese drama series the heart of greed. cheng leung berlaku-ed curang terhadap sheung joy sum, but that does not take away the hotness from him. i cried when cheng leung actually went back into the turtle back car after his accident to look for the shell so that he could carve "sheung joy hai ngor sum" on it.. it means sheung joy will always be in my heart.. so sweet right.. but i must say.. its his fault for going with shui mak mak, the third aprty of cheng leung and sheung joy sum's relationship.

like what?! he's sooo hot mehn!! but des says.. "thats why, dont watch these kinda shows where the hotties die".. true true.. but i'm just sooo addicted to the show.. its GREAT!! hahaha.. but no more cheng leung = no more lam fung.. so sad.. he actually walked to the telephone booth to tell sheung joy sum the points for her court case but failed to say the magic three words, I LOVE YOU to her.. after thn, he dropped the phone and dies at the phone booth. tears were already streaming down my face when he was talking to her..

agggrrrhhh!! how can he die?! whatever.. he'll be alive and well in the next movie, the mooncake one.. and he'll look way hotter, and he'll be one of the main characters and he WONT die. i repeat, he WONT die!!

oohh, btw.. exams are over. freedom for me.. for like one day.. ==.. plus i got B's for both history and geography.. i'm ecstatic.. be ecstatic with me, will you? :P..

aahhh.. remember i said that my dad got a new job? well, logic tells you that he's back from nz.. yay you. hahaha.. so right.. he's in the advertising line now.. he's working with a company called magiqads.. its does these advertisements you get on shopping mall floors, except much cooler.. at an angel, the picture on the floor tends to stand upright, as in, in a 3D form.. however, the poster stuck is just 2D.. hahaha.. amazing huh?
this mamil gold one is pretty cool, especially the number..



i forgot what back too!! the money looks super chuntedly cool...



ohh.. and my mom went for mayling and pan's bridal shower.. the rest of us didnt go.. my mommy insisted on us not going.. okayy.. fine.. so we jsut waited for her return.. hahaha.. and they're little door gifts are soo cute.. the bottle looks glass, but its plastic and its shower foam!! hahahhaa... how cute is that?


hahhaa. fritz.. hahaa.. i almost typed out fruit.. ==.. fritz has been a naughty boy.. he pooped in the garage that day.. maybe he cannot tahan, thats why.. and he's trying to kiss all out asses and stuff.. as usual.. and we watched 102 dalmations yesterday and there's one part, where the dog would send messages to each other, in barking form laa, durh.. and fritz was sitting at the door, as usual.. and he heard it.. and he started barking pulak.. hahahaha..



my parents enrolled themselves in a financial planning class, conducted by my church.. so they'd come home pretty late and just to make my sis and i all happy again, they'd get us pizza.. ahhahaa... we tried the new flavour, meat mania.. kinda cool.. everything's meat.. except the black stuff, those are olives.. :P

i'm sorry guys... i really really wanna blog, but what's blogging without pics?? i'm sorry.. the internet connection in my area is being hacked by someone else, thus making my internet very very slow, or even un-connect-able.. yes, tho.. i'm not even supposed to be using the pc cuz my PMR trials are coming very very soon, like a week soon. and yeaa.. oooh, btw, TJ TAN TZE JIAN if you're reading this,



I SO WANT MY I HEART AUSTRALIA T-SHIRT. NO EXCUSE. and i dont care if it deosnt come in xs. :P