LOUD & PROUD. You know you like it.

good morning america!! wait, malaysia!! and its night.. erm.. aiyahh.. geez, i failed to spice up the life here on manzlife.blogspot.com.. but anyway.. i dont care.. so.. guess what people??? PMR's in like 3 weeks! i know i'm such a party pooper for all of ya'll who just started to "bermerdeka" off our final trials.. but too bad people, study, study, study.. hahaha.. ohh, and this so does not apply to people that are NOT from smk tmn sea or NOT in malaysia.. [aka, CORYNN CHAN JIA ERN!!!].. hmmppphhh, you make me soo jealous.. with your online school and super cool PE and stuff like that.. hahhaha.. okayy. wait.. i came here to blog.. blog about what??? well.. first thing's first.. i lost 2 bets.. i know its wrong to bet.. but i wont get addicted, dont worry.. just for the fun of the class and just to prove myself.. well, unfortunately, i lost both them bets.. like what?! i know, so impossible right? hahaha.. let me ELABORATE.

THE FIRST BET.

the bet with CLC, chim li ching, people, not community laision committee.. [for those who have been studying malaysia's dumb history].. on what subject you may ask? ahh.. well, i totally have an answer to that.. ENGLISH! i know what your thinking.. but why english? its like the easiest subject in malaysia... i think you 3Cempaka peeps know what i'm talking bout... so.. this was the bet.. let me just write the whole essay for you so you'd get a jist of it..


A deaf child needs to be treated. Before deciding on the treatment, it is vital to assess the child. This will determine the right programme for the deaf child. Family members also need to be trained to communicate with the deaf child. If they are so trained, they can help develope the child's social skills.

A deaf child has different needs from other disabled children. For example, the needs of a hearing-impaired child are quite dissimilar to those of a mute child. _____16_____, a child who is both blind and deaf has different skills needed....................................... and so on....

so.. question 16.. what's the answer??

B) HOWEVER

or

D) SIMILARLY

obviously smart ppl will answer however right?? but no... CLC said that it was similarly.. like what??? so we bet.. 1 buck.. and she got it right!! i was like WHAT?! yea.. dont you think its however? i was so sure it's however.. but whatever, one buck down the drain already anyway.......


THE SECOND BET (aka the stupidest bet in the whyole entire world that you would never expect)

its a best between david koochamooch and I.. its about geography this time.. it all started after the exam with this idiotic conversation..

daey manz

aiyoohhh.. i got soo many wrong lahh!! sure fail wan!
where got laa!! do you know how smart you are?! like geography laa wei, you're so freaking good at it.. and i like totally suck at it!
really ah?! look at this laah!! so easy also get wrong!!
i also get wrong wert!!
but i got more mistakes thn you right?!
how sure are you?! the last time i checked, you got wayyyyy higher thn me in dumb geography..
really mehh?? wanna bet?
come lahhh!!
fine.. i bet i get lower thn you..
no!! i bet i'll get lower thn you!
i'm so dumb, sure get lower thn you wan lahh!
come lahh..
5 bucks okayy?
aiyoh, no money lahh.. 1 buck okay?
fine! 1 buck.. its on....

and so.. the cumb bet started.. in fact, we even had a contract half an hour before the teacher gave us our papers back.. the contract looks something like this :

2008 GEOGRAPHY CONTRACT.

I, David Teow Xin Herng/Amanda Phuah Cheng Li, hereby pledge that if I were to get higher marks than my opponent in out 2008 SMK TAMAN SEA School Trials, Geography, I would pay a total amout of RM1.00 and i will not regret nor curse. If i were to fail to do that, I would have to do a chicken dance in front of the whole class of 3 Cempaka 2008 while the students are present to witness it.

[plus our signatures and p&c sign and our witness, LUI JAN YI..]

hahahaha... and i lost the bet!! i did get higher thn daey.. by 10 marks! hahahha.. but no A lahh, but high enough for me to scream, since i hardly studied.. what is there to study for geo anyway? hahahha.. so there goes 2 bucks..

anyway.. nowadays at school, we've been tele-conferencing alot.. eventhough its face to face.. which isnt supposed to be called tele-conferencing, but whatever.. sounds much cooler, doesnt it? hahahaha..



oh, and can you believe that i actually finished me past year papers for sej? and i bought a new one! hahaha.. gotta focus more on form 3, cuz like 50% of the questions are from form 3.. so focus, focus, focus.. i kinda remind myself of uncle chan, those of you who go to EduSmart might just know what i'm talking bout..




and this is how i currently look, yes.. face full of pimples.. however, dont focus on that.. focus on the freaking straight teeth lahh!! hahahhaa.. and my ultra deep dimples.. i know, its a gift..