yay!! my couz has uploaded the pics on the wedding! woohhhh!! but but.. i will be blogging bout it too, just not now.. my mom's on her way home and if she catches me, i'm so dead.. note: i'm supposed to be studying.. anyway.. to get a jist of it.. go check out my couz's blog.. don't worry, i'm featured in it too.. :D..

kinz.wordpress.com

go ahead, knock yourself out while i wait for the pics to be transfered over to my pc.. and for now, cheeryO..

hahaha.. i'm back.. from what?? hahaha.. hmm.. its for me to know and you to find out! hahhaa.. okay fine.. you caught me.. i shall not make this post so filled with suspens and tension.. well, i went to the FIREFLY PARK! ahhaha.. so amazing, right?? well, the angmoh at my house wanted to go.. so, we went! and don't worry, my cousin and my aunty and uncle went too!! note that my couz is 20.. :).. so.. we started off our journey to the firefly park at 5pm from subang.. drove to the seri damansara toll, my uncle was waiting for us to "lead the way" already.. and we werent exactly sure where it was.. execpt.. "FOLLOW THE SIGN THAT SAYS KUALA SELANGOR".. and we did.. we got lost once, my dad's driving..... i felt like puking! oh, it rhymes.. he drove so freaking fast at the curvy parts of the road and he didnt actually slow down at the bumps.. and i seriously felt like puking.. and my sis told my dad.. " you better don't drive so fast, we have a professional puker in the house".. well.. she's kinda right, i can puke.. wait, why am i talking bout puking.. so anyway.. we arrived at kuala selangor at 6.45.. i know.. so long right? i almost died in the car, note that..

so.. we went to this taman kelip-kelip crap.. which thn found out that is wasn't open yet.. the mini rempits there told us that it wouldnt open till it seriously gets dark.. so okayy.. we went for dinner instead.. my dad insisted that we go to a place called "jeti", its a restaurant which is like on top of the sea. not in the middle of the sea, just on the dea.. still connected to tar roads, so they werent that scary.. and we reached just in time, as the sun was setting.. my couz got pretty good shots of em.. so we had dinner.. we had like 10 dishes!!

1) ham tan hai [salted egg crab]
2) the normal crab with the sweet and sour sauce
3) fried sotongs [super extra fresh]
4) some toufu thing [which i didnt try cuz iw as wayyy too full]
5) vege
6) bread [to eat with the sweet and sour sauce from the crab]
7) the long lala
8) o'chien [fried oyster]
9) some fish
10) ALOT OF TEA!

well, alot of tea isnt part of the "dishes", but same lahhh!! so after a very very filling dinner for 9 ppl.. which are..

1) angmoh
2) my mom
3) my dad
4) my sis
5) my couz
6) my uncle
7) my aunt
8) my aunt's kai chai [god son]
9) ME!

we were about to set off our journey back to the firefly place.. my mom asked the restaurant ppl for directions again, jsut incase we get lost.. but.. instead.. the lady told my mom that the place that we went to, the mini rempits' place.. that's actually the small kelip-kelip park.. meaning that if we did go there, we would have to take 2 boats.. so she directed us to another taman kelip-kelip.. which is the "big" taman kelip-kelip.. we went there.. andit was dark.. very very dark.. and we paid for our tickets.. and got our lifejackets, whichs eriously smelt bad and we were off on the boat.. oh yea.. and before we were on the boat, the guy there was like.. " tak boleh ambil gambar!! tak boleh ambil gambar! kena saman $500 kalau ambil tau! serius ni!".. and we were like.. okayy.. whatever.. and on the boat, my couz asked the boat guy.. "ambil gambar tak mau flash boleh ka?".. and the fellar was like "bolehh, ambillah".. so okayy.. we got a few shots, weren't clear tho, cuz they were kelip-ing.. it really was nice.. kinda boring tho.. but its kinda fun when you got with 8 other people that would make your 1/2 an hour boat ride fun.. and we bought some souvenirs and went back..

and its late now, and i just showered.......

hey ya'll.. feeling bored at home? not doing anything? just wasting your life away? well.. you're supposed to be studying! i know.. i'm such a party pooper right? but wait a second.. i know something that will definately spice up your life! well, at least its funny and short.. and its definately a great way for you to waste your half and hour break your parents gave you..

-ninja glare [gotta listen to the original song first]
-how to be ninja
-how to be gangster
-how to be emo
-how to be nerdy

trust me, it'll crack you up and make your time fly like nobody's business.... it sure did to mine.. :)

and iPod human if you're really lifeless.. like myself. :p

hey ya'll.. i know.. i'm not supposed to be blogging.. i'm supposed to be studying, right? but well, i'm NOT! why aren't i? lemme tell you the story.. it all happened yesterday morning.. being typical good girl, i went to school.. stop coughing ppl! i AM a good girl.. so with no problems at all on my mind [except the fact that i almost failed history] i marched right into the school as if the whole world belonged to me.. i went to class, do the usual.. hung out with ked when he was still at class, talked to the MIBs, des, jan, ching... gossiped with pn. liew a bit.. until.. not long after the 2nd period ended... i started sneezing.. as if i was living in a room filled with pepper.. yea.. like that.. not exaggerating here... and i had no tissue!! like wth?! i forgot! NNOOOO!! so i had to ask the calss if anyone had tissue.. i was lucky.. someone had tissue and offered it to me.. thn after that.. i ran out! nnooo! and i remembered that when i dug uleung's bag a couple of days ago, i saw tissue.. and i dug my grimey fingers into his bag.. and VVAALAAAAHHH!! there was tissue! which practically saved my life.. hahaha.. and my nose was all blocked.. and i think i seriously have sinus.. the last time i went to the doctors.. he said that i didnt have sinus, because the front of my head didnt hurt.. he said that if you ahve sinus, it should hurt cuz all the mucus cant come out, so its stuck in between your eyebrows.. kinda true.. and yea.. i did have a headache.. i went home.. and just SLEPT! tho i already did for 6 hours in the afternoon.. but i just swalled some super extra bitter yet really small flu pill and went to sleep.. yea.. and i woke up this morning.. my nose being less blocked.. except the fact that my head hurt like nobody's business.. like fu-yohh.. so??? skip school.. nyek nyek nyek.. sorry, i didnt mean to ditch you ppl today.. you know who you are, ppl.. but if i did go to school today, you ppl would all fall sick.. plus, you'd have to put up with my sneezing.. anyway.. today has been a pretty productive day eventhough i didnt go to school.. cuz.. i didnt sleep in the afternoon.. but.. i finished all the evil homework gary gave since a million years ago... hahahaha.. so i kidna did "study" today.. at least i did make my brain work a bit.. so considered study lahh.. anyway.. i told gary that i skipped school today and finished all his work.. and he went.. "good!! you should do it more often!".. and i went.. "so you want me to skip school more often?".. hahaha.. and he just laughed.. doubt he had a comeback to that.. hahaha.. anyway..

school now.. has been weird.. hahaha.. the indian's in my class.. which daey refers to them as.. "there!! the indians super smart you know!".. and des refers to them as her personal HINDRAF gang.. and jan refers to them as her J-bros... JAMAICAN brothers, to be exact.. cuz they're the same colour and all.. get my jist?? but i think... i ahve the best name to refer them to.. like them super chunted most awesome name you could call a bunch of indian guys who totally love their skin colour...... i call them.... *drumrolls*..

amanda's bunch of...

MEN IN BLACK! [MIB]

i know.. i'm good.. hahahha.. so i dont exactly insult their colour.. as short, i call them.. "hey, MEN!".. yea.. so much better thn jan's J-bros right? hahahhaa... and des' hindraf.. hahaha.. :P.. i'll be skipping school tomoro again.. weeee.... but tomoro has to be an extra productive day.. since i've found out what i'm super weak at in history... FORM 2.. yea.. cant believe that i'm actaully ace-ing the PKM and JAPAN taking over malaysia stuff.. hahaha.. i practically suck at everything else..

ohh yea... and btw, i'm super addicted to
-don't write me off just yet [music and lyrics]
-way back into love [music and lyrics]
-7 things [miley cyrus]

and i think that i only like miley's 7 things is taht cuz its the only normal song she has ever sang.. its like.. a song from miley, that did not originate for the kids hit, hannah montana.. and they just showed a rerun of music and lyrics on HBO.

wahahhaa... its me, manz.. blogging from behind the scenes.. bet you ppl wont know where i am.. muahahahhaa.. tip: i usually blog at home.. and this is unusual.. so guess where i'm blogging.. hhmmm.. cant guess?? bet you're thinking my couz's place lehhh.. well.. you're WRONG! whahahaha.. cuz its a sunday and its 10.12 am.. i know, so early.. so.. guess where i am?? wahahaha.. rynn, you probably know already.. i'm at...... CHURCH! hahahhaa.. i got my job back! yes, my jaga pintu/security guard/how-to-key-this-thing-in job... hahaha.. and the fun part is, i'm alone in the office! and durh, i get to be in the church office.. hahaha... well, i dont see yean ching, she just went down.. sharon is i-dont-know-where and b sean is outside.. whahahahhaa.... yay yay.. i get the whole place to myself... and its the only place in the church with no cameras/cctvs.. besides the toilet ppl.. hahaha.. anyway... i wanted to blog bout my cc doris's wedding that's gonna berlangsung next weekend.. i soo cant wait.. its been forever since i've wanted her to get married.. and now its like.. FINALLY! hahaha.. and she just came in and delegated me a job.. great... therefore, i'm multitasking.. yes, impossibly, i'm multitasking.... :).. aiyohh.. i finally finished the "job".. aiyohh.. 15 minutes..... ==.. anyway.. bout next week right.. gtg... i'll blog again later...

good morning america!! wait, malaysia!! and its night.. erm.. aiyahh.. geez, i failed to spice up the life here on manzlife.blogspot.com.. but anyway.. i dont care.. so.. guess what people??? PMR's in like 3 weeks! i know i'm such a party pooper for all of ya'll who just started to "bermerdeka" off our final trials.. but too bad people, study, study, study.. hahaha.. ohh, and this so does not apply to people that are NOT from smk tmn sea or NOT in malaysia.. [aka, CORYNN CHAN JIA ERN!!!].. hmmppphhh, you make me soo jealous.. with your online school and super cool PE and stuff like that.. hahhaha.. okayy. wait.. i came here to blog.. blog about what??? well.. first thing's first.. i lost 2 bets.. i know its wrong to bet.. but i wont get addicted, dont worry.. just for the fun of the class and just to prove myself.. well, unfortunately, i lost both them bets.. like what?! i know, so impossible right? hahaha.. let me ELABORATE.

THE FIRST BET.

the bet with CLC, chim li ching, people, not community laision committee.. [for those who have been studying malaysia's dumb history].. on what subject you may ask? ahh.. well, i totally have an answer to that.. ENGLISH! i know what your thinking.. but why english? its like the easiest subject in malaysia... i think you 3Cempaka peeps know what i'm talking bout... so.. this was the bet.. let me just write the whole essay for you so you'd get a jist of it..


A deaf child needs to be treated. Before deciding on the treatment, it is vital to assess the child. This will determine the right programme for the deaf child. Family members also need to be trained to communicate with the deaf child. If they are so trained, they can help develope the child's social skills.

A deaf child has different needs from other disabled children. For example, the needs of a hearing-impaired child are quite dissimilar to those of a mute child. _____16_____, a child who is both blind and deaf has different skills needed....................................... and so on....

so.. question 16.. what's the answer??

B) HOWEVER

or

D) SIMILARLY

obviously smart ppl will answer however right?? but no... CLC said that it was similarly.. like what??? so we bet.. 1 buck.. and she got it right!! i was like WHAT?! yea.. dont you think its however? i was so sure it's however.. but whatever, one buck down the drain already anyway.......


THE SECOND BET (aka the stupidest bet in the whyole entire world that you would never expect)

its a best between david koochamooch and I.. its about geography this time.. it all started after the exam with this idiotic conversation..

daey manz

aiyoohhh.. i got soo many wrong lahh!! sure fail wan!
where got laa!! do you know how smart you are?! like geography laa wei, you're so freaking good at it.. and i like totally suck at it!
really ah?! look at this laah!! so easy also get wrong!!
i also get wrong wert!!
but i got more mistakes thn you right?!
how sure are you?! the last time i checked, you got wayyyyy higher thn me in dumb geography..
really mehh?? wanna bet?
come lahhh!!
fine.. i bet i get lower thn you..
no!! i bet i'll get lower thn you!
i'm so dumb, sure get lower thn you wan lahh!
come lahh..
5 bucks okayy?
aiyoh, no money lahh.. 1 buck okay?
fine! 1 buck.. its on....

and so.. the cumb bet started.. in fact, we even had a contract half an hour before the teacher gave us our papers back.. the contract looks something like this :

2008 GEOGRAPHY CONTRACT.

I, David Teow Xin Herng/Amanda Phuah Cheng Li, hereby pledge that if I were to get higher marks than my opponent in out 2008 SMK TAMAN SEA School Trials, Geography, I would pay a total amout of RM1.00 and i will not regret nor curse. If i were to fail to do that, I would have to do a chicken dance in front of the whole class of 3 Cempaka 2008 while the students are present to witness it.

[plus our signatures and p&c sign and our witness, LUI JAN YI..]

hahahaha... and i lost the bet!! i did get higher thn daey.. by 10 marks! hahahha.. but no A lahh, but high enough for me to scream, since i hardly studied.. what is there to study for geo anyway? hahahha.. so there goes 2 bucks..

anyway.. nowadays at school, we've been tele-conferencing alot.. eventhough its face to face.. which isnt supposed to be called tele-conferencing, but whatever.. sounds much cooler, doesnt it? hahahaha..



oh, and can you believe that i actually finished me past year papers for sej? and i bought a new one! hahaha.. gotta focus more on form 3, cuz like 50% of the questions are from form 3.. so focus, focus, focus.. i kinda remind myself of uncle chan, those of you who go to EduSmart might just know what i'm talking bout..




and this is how i currently look, yes.. face full of pimples.. however, dont focus on that.. focus on the freaking straight teeth lahh!! hahahhaa.. and my ultra deep dimples.. i know, its a gift..

hey you!! yea, i'm talking to you.. oh, fine fine.. i know i've been a disappointment cuz i have not been blogging.. oh, whatever.. i've been studying okay, like really really studying.. PMR's just round the corner, and i really gotta buck up.. especially in geography, history and dumb KH.. kemahiran hidup, people!! not, anyone or anything else.. so, stop thinking what i think your thinking. get what i'm thinking bout? oh, nevermind.. however, i think i have kinda lost the skill of blogging.. not being able to blog for weeks, close to a month is downright depressing.. infact, the internet's been very very ungracious to me... once, my mom was out, my dad was out and my sis was at tuition.. so.. HOME ALONE!! hah! finally, some time to actually use the computer without anyone seriously finding out.. but no... hte dumb router had to go KO and the was practically internet connection, but we're not connected... get? owh, nevermind. conclusion? i did NOT get to use the computer that day. however, there was obviously the TV. which saved my life.. and food, of course..

oh yea.. oleksiy's back!! if you know me well, you'd know that there's an angmoh living in my house.. yes, i did mention that he went back home, to his homeland (durh), non other than....... NOT THE STATES!! UKRAINE! hahaha.. i dont know if i posted to picture bout the ukraine mitten, but (i know that you're laughing, corynn chan jia ern) yea.. thats where he originated from.. UKRAINE. near Russia, if you dont know.. so anyway, mommy had a talk today.. it wasn't an ordinary talk, since she was the one giving the talk (talking)... at church.. for ENLI or something.. oh wait. back to oleksiy.. he's fat! well, fatter thn before at least..

gaaahhhhh!! i've sooo much to do online, since i havent been on in ages.. i'd check up on this dead blog soon.. and i promise, it won't be so dead after the 17th of October 2008. promise. ohh, and i got my retainers already!

p/s: Chin Peng (the comunist guy dude) is actually still alive! how cool is that?

ahhh, happy birhtday MALAYSIA. and btw, congratulations that you've managed to stay bebas for 51 "glorious" years. ahh, geez.. its not like Malaysia's a real person. its just so happen that its a country, and iw as bron in it. JUS SOLI, ppl. i study history.

pfft, happy merdeka, everyone else.