I'm back from camp, babes. It was awesome. Seriously. Who knew that watching the juniors suffer sleeping in ponchos would be so fun? Hahaha, I'm a freaking sadist. Plus, running under the rain, cheering on for the juniors to climb that wall gives me satisfaction like no other. :) Well, I met people, people that I haven't seen in a long long time, i.e Wan Kitt Lei. I finally saw her after 57924359621 years and lucky her, got to smell my 2 and a 1/2 days no shower body. What sweet sweer aroma.

Oh ya, besides that, I also met up with Ren Yi after 2517395860783618 years, even longer than the last time I saw Kitt. Hahaha, I'm sorry bout your nose, boy. Hahahaha. Right. You don't get.

So, 1st Sze and I did registration, it was okay until we noticed that she spelled some recruits name wrong, Mohamad to Mahamad. It was hilarious when you see a Malay guy's name turned into i-don't-know-what. Hahaha, plus since registration, I'm now known as JackManda. Thankyouverymuch. Plus, Sze and I skipped flag break, with RM1420 in our hands. How incredibly awesome, except when we had to hand it over to Miss Caroline, who totally ripped us off. Pfft.

So after that, we had some lecture which wasn't as boring cause' it wasn't Sir Tuck Loong who was doing the talking. When Sir Cheng Keat talks, its so fun. Cause' we get to talk along and insult his stupid drawings on the board which literally look like SHIT. Like seriously. Oh, and while we were having fun laughing in the classrooms, poor juniors were building their ponchos as fast as possible or they would not been able to sleep at night. Nyek nyek nyek. The geniousy of being a senior. Hahaha. And I don't know who came up with the egg-wrapping-you-must-protect-all-7-until-the-end-of-camp game. It was so dumb cause' 6 eggs wrapped with newpaper were dumped into my little Reebok backpack and I carried it everywhere for the next 2 and a 1/2 days. I'm so proud of myself.

We had an awesome night, talking alot. But I KO-ed first, since I didn't get a nap in the afternoon on the same day. Unlike Ching who slept like a pig and even expected me to wake her up. Kantoii sial. Slept at about 300am, woke up at 530am! Crazy people, made us do morning exercise, which IMO, does not make me more awake. Just makes me more tired and nauseous since we don't get to eat before morning exercise. Shooot. After that, we had code breaking, I think. Our group won, obviously. Haha, with Sheung Jien and Yew Leung, if you loose, your team's just pure retarded. Those 2 dude's are like so smart! After that, we had marching, and than BACKWOODSMAN. Oh, plus the Leo's were having orientation when we were marching, so the water and flour and eggs were kind of distracting. Really. Lunch was BACKWOODSMAN. Never do backwoods an especially when our retarded Food QM buys unguttered chicken! BOY, smells like crap! But all in all, our lunch tasted the best, cause' we finished the whole bottle of honey. :P

Right. After, we something else and then it was cultural night. Ask someone else how it went, I'm like so bummed out even talking about it. Open talk after that, but Vincci and I were smart enough to go cook supper together and dumped the 2 huge pots of milo in the canteen. We went walking around the whole school, scared Kian Min in between then continued walking and talking and trying to target CheeKen to see if he was back from his party. Pfft.

The next day, we woke up at 530am, 600am was supposed to be morning exercise. So we had 1/2 an hour to get ready. So we were all taking our time when suddenly we heard the whistle blow for us. And us being seniors went " Aiyah, that's the juniors whistle." Soon after, we found out that the whistle was meant for everyone. Note : I was in my extra large scouts shirt and a pair of shorts, with unbrushed teeth. Monkey. I was pissed, big time. Morning exercise was pushed forward?! Now which retard does that? I'll make sure you die before morning exercise even starts. But whatever, we still did it and suffered and thank God, our patrol was supposed to cook breakfast. So we skipped half of it and cooked french toast and hash browns. Sorry for your half cook toasts guys. We were rushing.

Then we had flag break, cleaned up and packed, had knots and sketch time and we were cleaning again, getting ready to go home. So RenYi was supposed to send me, Shannen and her brother home. Unfortunately for her, she had to stay till everyone goes home. So RenYi and I took off first. We talked alot in the car, which now reminds me that the dude still owes me lunch.

And then before I knew it, I was home! I showered, TWICE and watched a little bit of tv while waiting for my hair to dry and slept right away. Conclusion, camp was good. I liked it. It was much ore relaxed this time. :)

yesterday.. i went to school.. for what? scouts.. i know, i such a loyal scout.. so anyway... it was agm.. annual general meeting, for those of you who dont know.. so.. agm.. it was fun and all... but it got kinda boring halfway through it.. so......


what?! its not my fault i like to camwhore laa, okay.... :D



and thn.. after that.. the new coh's got sabotaged by the old coh members.. like.. so dumb lahhh.. ==.. plus, they got us all wet... GREAT...

and after that.. i went for lunch with li ching, with my wet clothes on.. and yea.. we went to this super cool pork house to eat.. like.. everything pork.. well, most of it.. and thn.. we had a craving for bubble tea.. so where did we go? yipee cup of course.. hahhaa.. thn my uncle picked us back.. and thn.. i went home.. kacaued my couz and stood in front of his stand fan.. the first thing he said was...

" GO AWAY LAHH!! YOU DAMN SMELLY WEIHH!!

i11/7/08 -i think.

oh right. i rememebered, barbeque and campfire post.. i'll join it into one post, cuz some stuff are pretty saddenyfying.. okayy.. so in the beginning when we reached and after i showered, i saw.. KARSING!! he and his fire... was dying the crap outta the carcoal.. and so, typical me, pengacau.. hahaha.. so i went to kacau-bacau and thn...

WWAAAAAHHHH!! FIRRREEEE!!!!!

and after our aaaaahhhh!! fire!! incident, we were all happy and jolly.. hahaha.. and nothing would have made the day better but... A CAMWHORE SESSION!! -by the one and only, amanda phuah.




since everyone was busy and i knew if i'd help i'd make it worse, so.. take picture laa durh.. hahahha... and shannen was all stressed out bout her carbonara being too salty, thn too cheesy, thn too watery.. gaahhh, turned out okay after all...


and the two finished cutting their vegetables and i hooked them up to camwhore!! ahahaha.



ahh.. shannen's pasta, which i so totally dont get why she doenst break them.. ==... and we saw flies!! flies in a honey bottle, full of honey! hahhahahaa.. thank God non of us actually used the honnay..


12/8/07 - i think

in the beginning, i went to sahara field with liching for testtaking sessions.. well, i wasnt the one taking tests, i was the one passing them!! so chun huh?? like yeeaahh mehnn.. i even passed the tests for the mini juniors that i myself havent passed yet.. hahaha.. sshhhh.. :P.. and thn.. he had to come.. the tooot of tootville had to come and toot it all up.. ooohhh!! and i bumped my head into a palang, me and my stupid "pan cool"-ness.. and thn.. we as in ching and i were waiting for a couple other junior miniscouts to go home, and i decided to take a snooze.. under the hooded slide. hahaha.. and i swear i heard tooty's sister saying bye to me.. but when i woke up, tooty was "pan cool"-ing with his tooty basketball skills. heck, what basketball skills?! so, enough bout tooty.. oh, and tooty went for campfire. like WTF?! and couple of my friends were kind enough to give me words of encouragement... like..

amanda, screw him laa, just have fun. its your first campfire, make it worth. -shannen

amanda, just forget bout him. have the time of your life, not the song kay? :).. -jianwen

you're too hot for him, remember? -liching




after sahara, ching and i went to ss2 to makan-makan and buy some stuff.. from ss2 we walked back to somewhere near school and walked to shannen's house.. i was gonna die, like literally.. hahaha... and at shannen's we baked!! tophats!! that one's broken off, but it tasted good!! except the fact that shannen accidentally poured in too many chocolate chips, not that i'm complaining, there can never be too much chocolate chips.. hahahaa...


and campfire it was!! i was sooo busy campfire-ing, that i only camwhored once.. after the campfire, everyone else lost their voice.. noobstars!! hahaha.. gotta be professional like me, i never lose my voice.. hahhaha.. well.. apparently, CLC got a boyfriend.. chim li ching, not community liaison commitee.. what's his name? oh, p&c.. :P.. cant say it.. well, they were definately flirting.. and i saw wen with the "CURRY GIRL!!" -inside joke.

okayy.. i'm back.. back from what, you may ask?? 6km hike. i know, its pretty impossible for someone like ME to actually go on a, HIKE. yes.. i did.. hahahahhaa.... but but.. before the hike.. i went for lunch, at secret recipe.. with sze, shannen and leung.. i had some barbeque something something, and it came with rice.. the rice is like yiierrr... they try to make it as organic as possible, and they add garlic to give it some flavour.. thus, it tasted WEIRD.. okayy, we went back to school.. it was already one.. i ditched li ching, cuz she had marching after troop meeting, i suffered my consequences.. so anyway.. i carried the wrong bag, i carried my pouch.. i knew i should have brought my reeboks.. but anyway.. my bag was super packed, i couldnt stuff anything inside anymore.. or my bag will like, BURST? so, what to do? stuff in someone elses bag laa, durh.. and who's the unlucky person? whahahahaa.. i shall not say... :P.. well.. wiat.. i'm drifting away.. we were supposed to leave school at 1 for our hike, but cuz of delay and drawing lots, we left at 2.30.. and i'm proud to say that, i can actually "click" with the lower forms.. and a certain scouter of course, YEW JIN. ahhahaa.. he was my patrol's scouter.. and another guy, i forgot what his name was.. sorry, dude.. so anyway.. someone didnt come for troop meeting today, totally pissed me off.. and we did blourdy origami during troop meeting, i failed miserably.. ==.. okayy, drifting off again.. where was i? ohh.. yewjin.. yaah.. he gave us our first code to decode, and smart ME, solved it.. wahahhaha... i felt good.. so, code #1, go the the post office and get 5 types of stamps.. or something like that.. well.. thats the decoded one laa.. takkan they give it in your face like that, rightt?? and so.. code #2.. i big yet small market? -GIANT.. so we went to the small giant at kj.. thn.. code #3, putra light rail transit.. the rest of my members didnt know what light rail transit meant.. i was like.. LRT laaa, DURH!! i did my geo proejct, okayy.. hahaa.. thn.. code #4, something kindergarten.. its a teacher's name!! ohh, GRACE kindi.. i figured that out. ;].. gosh, i'm so ego.. ahaaha.. gotta feel good bout myself once in a while, know? hahaa.. thn we walked there.. which was pretty far.. and i swear walked more thn 6km even before we reached.. thn.. code #5.. it was numbers.. all numbers.. clue? 2 number = 1 letter.. and the other clue, what do you use to call? ahh.. it striked me, ME again.. whahaa.. like if its 21 meaning number 2 on a handphone, letter number one.. get? like 21 is A.. ahhaa... so the decoded code was at what wood can you eat? KAYU!! i didnt figure that out tho, cherilyn did.. so our task at the mamak was to take pics with 2 workers.. hahaa.. they were kinda cool, one of them actually posed with his roti canai for us.. ahahhaa.. thn our last clue, when it comes to an end, it goes back to the beginning.. back to school.. i was damn happy to be at school, i thought we were the first to arrive.. manatau, kena scare by wengtat's patrol. hahhaa.. ==.. we were second. as soon as i reached school, mommy called and said she was here.. so i left.. on the way out, i called my stuff carrier. they werent back yet, still at i-dont-know-where.. my wallet, forage and pencil case is with him, how the heck am i supposed to go to school on monday? wait, there's always jan and des.. waahahha..a nd daey, of course.. and steven, shive, yewleung, vino, huey, michelle........... everyone else. :P.. pics will be up soon, i hope.. and i can tell the twins apart, jacq and cher. :P [cousins of the ever-so-hot, QUAY JIAN WEN].

oh right. i'm here and i'm supposed to blog. great... nothing much has happened, except the fact that EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVERR!! hahahhaa... anyway... i hope i didnt fail, especially for geography.. apparently a quarter of my SURE CORRECT! qeustions turn out to be wrong after all.. ==.. i hope my other "pewpew" [tembak] questions will pass me.. wahhahaa... pass first, thn only aim for A, davidkoochamoochteowxinherng.. haha.. and we had troop meeting today, urgh. i was sooo friggin uber pissed. lets just name the person who soo frigging pissed me off, MR.Q.. okay. MR.Q, you're not cool, you're really lame.. sooo lame to the fact that its not cool.. lame might be the new cool, but you're doing a very bad job at it.. and please, try to find out if you're really chinese, malay, chindian, indian, baba or whatever and stick with it.. and btw, your english sucks like hell and you said you didnt want to be corrected.. whats the point of even talking if you cant even remember a couple of names? and its so not cool to know the person's name and go, "hey girl!".. like i have no name. i have a blourdy big name tag on my scouts uniform that saya AMANDA, not big enough for you aye? and your so called "bottom line"?? whats up with that?? yours is just so frigging short and i so hate you.. alot of ppl hate you to, just so you know.. oh wait.. but you dont know. you think you're cool and all that, but you're NOT!!! reality check, most people dont like you either, but you're just lucky that real people like us can fake it really well.

FUUHH!!! *wipes sweat*.. okay. i've finished ber-gossiping bout that toot. anyway.. i had a really fun time today, besides that mr.Q spoilt my day.. hahaha.. i'm in a patrol with brandon and 2 other form 2 guys who are practically......................... yaa.. hahaha... we biult a "black box" today.. the nama macam sangat canggih.. but... hahahaha... its the KOOL word for TOILET. hahaha.. we didnt dig holes tho.. and and.. julian, jeremy and yew jin so happened to be my patrol's scouters.. hahaha... unbelievable? believe it laa.. hahaa.. and something happened while we were dismentalling our "bloack box" and this is how it went. ohh.. and btw, kitt lei stole our architect, but she stole the wrong one. ==

jeremy yewjin manz

*accidentally drops bakau on yewjin's foot* OHMYGOODNESS!! sorry...

my shoe spoil ady wor, how??

ha? no laa...

ya laa... you pay lor..

hahaha... very funny, like i got money... hahahaha

hahahha..

[after taking out the ropes i tossed the bakau to one side]

you toss the bakau, its okay.. i close one eye..

hahhaha.. yewjin, i broke your shoes, i close one eye.. hahahah

hahaha.. you close what one eye laa... i poke the other eye!!

hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaa

yes.. its kinda lame.. but funny.. hahahaha... and when we were tying the ropes together for keeping, we had show to watch.. ahhahaha... scouters were trying to climb to the 1st floor of our school using 2 bakau's leaning on the wall, with no strings attached.. ahhahaa... JEREMY DID IT!! ahhahaha.. and so did julian and some other 2 guys.. ahhaha... [psst, hello kitty, i know you're happy].. hahhahaha.. and the had a hard time getting down.. ahahhaa... so funny laa.. and thn.. i have to say something.. there's something going on with CHIM LI CHING and CHAN YEE EN laa... tsk tsk tsk.. dont worry.... chillax.. i'll blog more when there's more "action".. wahahhaa... i'm so gonna get screwed for this.. ahhahaha





3 weeks ago at scouts camp... we slept, really slept there.. hahaha... a gunny sack of ropes aint that bad to lie on.. plus, my 20$ reeboks make a good bolster. ahhahaa.. anyway.. its 6 pm now and i havent showered since i came back from troop meeting.. hahaha...

wahahhaha.. i just remembeed somehting super funny that happened to hoo and i in school last wednesday.. i stayed back at school, last minute cuz TAI KIAN MIN wanted me to help him run some "errands".. me and my big mouth.. ==.... and he said he was gonna fetch me home.. and hoo was there.. so what the heck.. stay back only laa... kian min has a pink file, with and anime girl picture as the cover thing.. and this is how our conversation with kian min went. trust me, he's super super super super x1000000 BLUR.

hoohoo manz kianmin

yiieerr... why laa the picture so gay??

haa??? where got gay??? she's soo pretty, she's my wife..

your wife?! yyiieeerrr.. why she so bad taste wan???

haa??? where got bad taste?? body so slim summor..

whaddhaya mean not bad taste?? marry you.. tsk tsk tsk..

good taste wert.. her body soo slim, summor the constume quite nice..

wahahhahaha... ohmynigga.. nevermind..

why? why?

say nevermind ady lorr...

wahahahahahhaa...... hahhahhaa...

ohmynigga.. he's so damn blur..

haahhaa.. ya laa... tsk tsk tsk...


and thats how blurr kian min is.. hahahhaha.. chill laa bro.. you're blur-ness will wear off soon.. i hope.. hahahha..

okay.. i just came back from scouts camp.. it was deadly.. trust me.. so.. instead of blogging it all into one post and making all my loverly readers get bored and not visit my blog anymore.. im'ma split it to days.. okay..

DAY 1.

i arrived at school bout 6.40pm.. and there was very very lil ppl there.. thn i had to go to the den cuz we were having briefing.. and.. i say J&J!! hahaha.. they were staring at me like i was some kinda idiot walking into the den.. and i sat on a retarded log cuz here were no more chairs. ==.. and thn.. i was doing registration and stuff with shu-yi.. and thn.. i went over to help li ching usher the recruits to their respective registration table.. and J&J were doing trafficing, so i could stare at them while waiting for more ppl to come.. :P.. ya.. and thn.. ching and i were super super shyiok sendiri.. and it was drizzling thn.. we were singing and dancing around like mad chikens.. and ren yi went.. " you okay arr??".. and thn all we could say was.. and the conversation went something like that..

renyi ching&manz

you okay arr??

I BELIVE I CAN FLY!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!! EVERY NIGHT AND EVERYDAY, SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!! I BELIEVE I CAN SOAR... SOARING THROUGH THAT OPEN DOOR!!.. -eeerrr. i dont know ady laa..

SOMEWHERE, OVER THE RAINBOW, WAY UP HIGH.......

and we were laughing like shits all the way... and no dinner was provided.. sigh.. and thn we had to start our banner.. we collected all the old and scrappy t-shirts they brought and cut it up.. and sze ting said that she liked the sound of shirts tearing.. hahaha.. and thn we used old scouts pants.. and when we cut the pants.. we cut it right down the middle.. and shannen was like.. OOOWWWWWW!!!.. hhahha.. and we sewed till 3am.. shannen and i were sooo bored that we came out with a song. and sang it during cultural night.. :P.. and it goes something like this..

yellow sewing box,
needle with the thread,
we got the whole group sewing on the floor,

SHE CUT THE THREAD!
next thing you know,
shawty got sewn, sewn, sewn, sewn, sewn, sewn, sewn..

-low tune [flo rida feat. T-pain]

and pics will be up next ya... so keep posted.. or you can check the junior blog too. the link's just on your left.

okay.. i went for scouts today.. i know.. so unlike me.. haha.. i had to.. today was my first day as PL.. wwoohh!! unfortunately, i hated it.. being a PL totally sucks.. no offence to those who are.. :D.. so anyway.. when i woke up.. i was thinking of an excuse not to go for scouts.. but i failed miserably.. so how? no choice right.. gotta go anyway.. and i did.. i went pretty early.. like 7.15.. met up with ching and poh yee at the den.. thn.. i went out.. where i saw jun yew[mr.bushy], fook lee, jonnath and jia-tern.. and we were talking and all.. well.. to be honest we were gossiping bout the scouters and stuff.. ya.. ssshh... dont tell anyone.. hahaha.. and thn.. it was troop flag.. and the ppl that did the troop flag thingi screwed up.. and everyone got punishment..

scouts - 5 rounds

PL's - 10 rounds

TL's 15 rounds..

that yee en la.. think what??? this aint boot camp yo!!! ppl join scouts cuz its a uniform body.. not like we wanna go.. but we have to to get our koko marks.. and i ran like 8 rounds.. and i was practically dying.. and summor we had to fall in.. i mean we're all friggin tired.. summor want us to fall in?? everyone was sweating like shits.. i completed my 8 rounds.. and didnt bother bout the other 2.. screwed it.. and thn vincent asked if anyone couldnt do square lashing.. and ppl like me and jia.. NOOBS.. dont know how to tie.. so we learnt it with all the form 2's.. we were like so big compared to them.. they all looked soo fragile.. hahaha.. but in the end.. everyone learnt how to tie a square lashing.. and i'm like PRO!! hahahha.. :P.. and thn.. we had to do our ceramah.. and among my whole group which consist of like 7 form 2's.. i got "elected" the best pen-ceramah-er.. but actually its not me.. its everyone else.. if they came to my class.. i would be nothing.. and thn we had a competition to see who is the best best.. and i was nuder sir fung chuan. :D.. he's really nice.. and since i got "elected".. i had to re-ceramah my ceramah.. and ren yi was there.. ohmygoodness.. his face is friggin flawless.. hahaha.. its like soo smooth.. so i "chan kay wooi" look at his face more.. or as sir fung chuan says.. EYE CONTACT!!

founder's day!!

hahaha.. so it was founder's day.. so everyone's thinking... what's founder's day?? why's it only for scouts and guides??? well.. founder's day's is actually a day to celebrate the birthday of our "tokoh" Lord Baden Powell who founded scouts.. okay.. so what has it to do with guides?? well.. apparently.. his wife founded guides!! whoa, right?? hahahha.. =.=.. so.. we celebrated our founder's day on friday, the 22nd.. and it took up the first to periods.. so i missed my free period.. wasted! okay.. so anyway.. i stayed back in school with the scouts gang on thursday so it could all be set up on friday.. ya.. we officailly started at 3 plus.. and according to li ching.. they ended at 7.30.. and on friday.. some of them went to school as early at 5am to finish up the deco... many of us didnt have enough sleep.. including.. so after the thing was over.. i was suppeeerr cranky.. oohh.. and sorry, jan.. you had to put up with me.. x]... so anyway.. that was all that happened on friday... oohhh.. and before i forget.. the guides got scolding from they're teachers.. cuz everything in the exhibit was about scouts.. and like 3 articles was done by the guides.. so Mr. Ravi was sooo proud of the scouts.. and miss Ann scolded the oc for guides.. ahhahahha.. i'm soo. evillll.. and the worst thing is.. most of the guides stuff were in the laptop.. but the projector couldnt work!! ahahhahaha... so they got extra scolding.. :p..

PROMOTION!

okay... today was the anual AGM to elect year 07/08 COH[ court of honour]... for scouts... so.. as usual... ching bugged me to go.. and i did... just becuz it started at 11..hahah.. so i went.. and the old coh that wanna " expire" ady had to give their speech.. and i went to hear kitt lei speech.. which was pretty short and sweet.. haha.. anyway... JENG JENG JENG.. the new COH!! hahaha... i knew that i sure wont get a post cuz i'm so totally unactive in scouts... thn they annouce... thn the last was JTL [ junior troop leader ]... and we all, as juniors, super anxious on who was gonna be the new JTL.. thn aun wei annouced... " CHIM LI CHING " as the new JTL of 07/08.. i was like wooooooohoooooo!!! go LI CHING!!!! yay... xD.. and she's my PL... so i naik pangkat be PL now.. but i dont think our stupid patrol will even survive.. no offence, ching... and i'll need to choose a suitable APL... which i dont know who.. and i'm soooo stressed up.. and today, tuck loong [ king scout dude ] .. dont know whats his freaking problem.. scold ppl like a piece of shit... poor chee kong... he kena screw... too bad... hahah..