Since I'm in a little bit of a blogging mode, I should cease the opportunity to blog. Right. I bet you've seen the picture above, or you'd either blind or retarded. Its the new nokia 5730. My baby. Well, I haven't gotten it yet, but I will, after Chinese New Year. I was initially supposed to get it myself, but after much compromising/talking/begging with my mom, she has decided to get it for me. The catch? I'll have to buy her phone. which is a whole lot cheaper. Hence, its like I'm paying only RM400 for my baby. I haven't thought of a name for him yet, Jang Geun Suk, probably. Yes, I watched You're Beautiful, and heck, I like Hwang Tae Kyung's character. But Jang Geun Suk, based on what I've read/stalked/watched is not bad too. Plus, dude speaks English :D Thats an extra thumbs up.

Anyway, my aunt, uncle and cousin from my dad's side is here. I think I'm supposed to be treating them as guests instead of gluing my ass onto the very comfortable computer seat. Oh, if you're just wondering, I finished all 16 episodes of You're Beautiful in 2 and a half days. Each episode is an hour long. And I can hear my Hwang Tae Kyung's ringing tone from the kitchen, my sister is indulging in it.

Thats all for now, I'll be sure to blog soon, I hope. Plus, I've got to start studying. Why? You ask? Because once I become a doctor, I'll laugh at you sorry asses for thinking I couldn't be one. Hah.

Happy Chinese New Year :D

Oh man, I'm so very sorry that I'm not blogging anymore. My blog's so dying. I guess I've lost my passion in blogging. But I really do feel bad. So............

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! 

Hahah, I keep feeling that I have a million posts to be updated, but I'm way tooo lazy. I'm actually really sorry for keeping all you "loyal fans" so to speak, waiting. Yes, I promise I will starting with "2" A Celebration. A Cause. Then, I'll blog about my recent trip to Taiwan, and everything in between. I've got one thing to say, though. 

WHY'S EVERYBODY NOT AROUND DURING MY BIRTHDAY?!

Well, nevermind that. I'm going somewhere. Hah! I think. Will be bouldering on the 27th. Pretty busy this whole week, here's my schedule.

22nd - Lunch with Tj, be at church by 6.30pm for rehearsal, will only be back by 11.00pm.

23rd - Esther's coming over, might be going swimming and shopping. 

24th - Gift wrapping at IOI, staying over at Yean Ching's.

25th - Christmas celebration at Bukit Jalil Golf Club from 9.30am.

26th - Salad making with Dom, barbeque at Yean Ching's.

27th - Bouldering with the cousins.

Yeah, thats it. I'll be free on the 28th and 29th, so if you want to see me, book me quick! Haha, I've got a very busy schedule, as you've seen above. Till next time I blog, see ya.

Hey, world. I'm currently not at home. Yes, I'm away. Not on holiday, just at someone's place, spending the night. I was here since Tuesday night, and I'll be going back later tonight.

Oh, and this friday, which is tomorrow, I'll be going for Track of Talents "2" celebration with LiChing, Janie and SzeTing. In a DRESS! Pictures will be posted up, I hope. If I'm not too lazy, that is. Coax me, and I will.

I know, kinda unbelieveable that I'll be in a dress right?? If you don't, you must not know me then. But hey! I do wear dresses okay. Just not all the time. Only during special occasions e.g. Weddings, events etc. Stuff that requires me to wear a dress. Why else would I wear a dress? To tuition? Gary might think I'm retarded. So, no.

Besides that, nothing much has been going on. I declined an invite from Shiva to go out. Steven won't call me back; Kheng's officially not going for TOT; Des, Jan, Michelle and everybody else went for camp; Andrea went to Indonesia; Jon's going to Taiwan too; Stayed up to 7am and wa surprised that the sky was bright when I went to sleep; Finally caught up with Corynn[States] and LiChing[UK] after a very long time and I'm procrastinating on my projects.

Right. And I bought a new dress at Nichii for only RM62.90 :)

Right, so I'm blogging again. I seem to be in a very good blogging mood :) So here's what I've been fretting bout since the 23rd Oct 2009 (the last day of exams) - 13th Nov 2009 (the last day of school). 

Aim : To try to squeeze out marks from the evil retarded teachers who never know how to take pity on their students who studied so hard for the exam.

Hypothesis : No teachers would add marks for their students.

Variables :

Manipulated : The teachers ( Pn.Yee - English, Pn.Roziha - BM, Pn.Ting - Modern Math, En.Amara - Additional Math, Physics - Miss Wong, Biology - Pn. Yip, Moral - Pn.Kwang, Chemistry - Pn.Cheong, History - Miss Malathi )

Constant : The student ( Amanda Phuah )

Responding : The marks obtained

Procedure :

1. Pester the teacher to return the papers. 

2. DO NOT approach when the teacher is angry especially when he/she is marking your class's papers.

3. Always ask for the marking scheme when you get the paper back.

4. Check through the marking scheme.

5. Check for additional marks.

6. Pray that the teacher counts the marks wrongly.

7. Add up the marks given.

8. Step 6 is repeated.

9. Pester the teacher again for more marks on why the answer you gave is wrong and why you should get the marks.

10. When she/he doens't, say SHIT while walking away.

11. Pray that the teacher doesn't hear you.

12. Go back to your seat and tell your friends about how dumb the teacher is.

13. Start planning how you are going to burn the school down.

Results :

BM - 70% (A2)

English - 86% (A1)

Additional Math - 70% (A2)

Modern Math - 81% (A1)

Physics - 50% (D7)

Biology - 63% (B4)

Chemistry - 70% (A2)

History - 53% (D7)

Moral - 54%(D7)

Conclusion : The hypothesis is accepted. None of the teachers would add marks for their students.

Hey, ah lians and ah bengs. Um, some super long delayed posts I promised to blog about, since the exam. Ya, I procrastinate alot. So? Deal with it. Its 2.24am and I'm kinda cranky. So read if you want to, if not, you could totally leave. 

Right, so remember I said that my parents were off for leaders' retreat back in Sept/Oct? And Jorleen, my sis and I were home alone for 3 whole days :) And here's how it went. And the things we did and ate, and stuff not so sane people would do.

All the cooking was done by yours truly, Amanda Phuah. And I must say, its pretty good. A tad salty though, but nontheless edible. I kinda did cheat while making it, the pasta sauce was from the can :) Cheese and herbs with ham, bacon, mushrooms and more cheese. Awesome.

Okay fine, I'll give some credit to Jorleen from cooking the pasta. Well, all she had to do was add water when it dried up and made sure it was cooked and soft. Not all rubberband-ish. See, the end product kinda cool, kan? 

And also a little credit to my not-as-awesome-as-me-sister for making the last minute salad dressing. We decided to be healthy and eat some veggies. Unfortunately, we ran out of ketchup, so we couldn't exactly make thousand island as dressing. So, she searched some weird dressing online which is a mix of white vinegar, mayonnaise and thyme. Well, it tasted like sour mayonnaise. But, better than no dressing right? And none of us had diarrhea, so we're good :)

Plus, we had left over pasta, as usual. We never estimate the right amount. Never, I tell you. So, Jorleen The Cacat decided to use the pasta as a manual move-your-fringe-out-of-the-way thing. It does work actually, not to say that you should try it or anything, your parents might label you as a pure retard if they find out. 

On the other hand, Amanda The Bigger Retard used the pasta as bluetooth. See, who needs a freaking RM100 bluetooth when you can make one out of a pasta? All you've gotta do is just stick it in your ear. As easy as ABC, do re mi and 123.

And of course we had some studying done. This was before the year end exam, btw. History, the subject every Malaysian hates. Go Nabi Muhammad, if I could say. Pfft. Its all crap, really. Has the government ever thought of putting their very own politicians in school to take the History exam? I'd bet RM100 that they'll all fail with flying colours. 

The next night, we had pizza. Dominoes, if you can't see the picture above. Tilt your head, it might help. Cause I sure am not going to reload the picture. 2 regulars, breadstix and a bottle of coke. Eventhough we already had one in the fridge. But, its all in the package. So, its cool :)

23rd October 2009

GOODBYE, YOU EVIL EXAMS. 

Hello, evil results. 

Note : The following stunts in pictures 4 and 5 were done by trained professional retards. Do not try to reenact or recreate what you just saw. Hazardous for your brain. 

Oh, right. I'm back. Blogging. Real bored, if you ask me. Okay. Just a couple of updates to rekindle your likeness of viewing this blog. 

So, I was casted in this video for church. Its for Pastor's Discovering God Series we're doing at church now. And guess who I acted as? Ya, you've guessed it. I portrayed a preppy-and-I-love-the-colour-pink-only-and-I'm-totally-in-love-with-ZacEfron-and-the-latest-celebrity-gossip person. Plus, now everyone's asking me who Jimmy Chong is. And my eye bags look pretty huge. Can't blame me.We shot from 10pm-1am. Watch it. Then laugh.

 

And recently, I went for a japanese buffet with Uncle Kok Kin and Aunty Nian Yee. The occasion, you ask? Aunty Nian Yee's birthday. We went to Tenji, at Mount Kiara. And believe me, it was awesome. Of sashimis, sushi, and alot of other raw stuff including oysters, if you were wondering. Mannn, I really want to go back. But, no money. So, I think i should scratch that idea. We were kinda busy eating, so not alot of pictures were taken. 

Besides, I went to Puay Chai last Friday for service. I lost my voice. We had to work with the kids, help them pitch their tents, teach them lame songs we learn and make them shut up. Oh, did I mention they didn't have an MC? And lucky them, they got me. GREAT. It was all fine and all. Everyone having fun doing mississippi, the banana dance thing, the hand up, palms together, etc. Until, the mic went KO. And thank God for his gift of voice to me, I was the manual loud speaker. It was kinda hard to get everyone listening to me, but I think I did pretty well. Grace of God, really. Mommy came to pick me up after, so I didn't join the gang for mamak. Oh, and I missed Creative Life's barbeque. I really really really wanted to go, but I was stuck being MC. Totally missed Yean Ching's not-so-grand entrace. Good job, you. :P

Went rock climbing on Monday. I'm stiff. Gosh. Xing, Jan and Des were supposed to come along too, but they got caught up with their own stuff. So, they didn't make it. Kedric, however, did. Thank God. :) Mana came along too. Oh, and before that, Dom, Neil and I went to watch Michael Jackson's : This Is It. The documentary really isn't that bad. The dancers are awesome. And the guitarist lady, WOW. We were actually supposed to watch Jennifer's Body, until they found out it was 18PL. Then we switched. Got my ass kicked in pool by Dom and I officially suck at Daytona. What a dumb game. I keep crashing the car. But i think I did alot better than the last time in IOI. We met up with Sean who was working at Baskins and got free caramel and gummy bears on our ice cream.. Gummy Bears are so awesome. I love the show too. Haven't watched it in ages, though. Climbing after was good. Didn't really do alot, was busy belaying Kedric Kwan. But I managed to climb a not-so-vertical wall half way. Fell couple of times, then they decided to close the place. That red is so gonna get pawned on Monday. Yes, I'm going back to conquer it. With Kheng and Drea. Hehehe, my little scheme. Oh, and I got my own MEMBERSHIPCARD! I'll snap a picture and post it up soon.

Till then, keep reading. :)

Hey, world. :) And Hi to you too, the girl from my dad's school that is reading my blog. Hey, lucky you, I'm actually acknowledging you. 

So, I know everyone's been talking bout exams and all. But thank God, exams are almost over. ALMOST. Btw, my dad and my Biology teacher has practically the same brain. They set the same questions for the year end exam. To all SriKL students, wanna pakat? I accept cash or credit, whichever you're comfortable with. But of course, cash is way better. :)

Okay, so everyone's an emotional wreck now. Trust me. Since Physics paper was over, I could practically hear everyone going " shit, wrong already! " or " is the answer ******** ah??? I put **** worrrr! ". But then again, I would say Daey's level of emotion was the best. 

David   Everyone else in our gang

Okay! So its P1V1 over P2V2??

NO!! Its P1V1 = P2V2

HAR?!??!?! But you use the top column times bottom column then you divide??

NO! You times the both then its supposed to be equal then you can find the V lah!

NOOO! EH.. DAMMNN!

He then stormed away angrily and walked to Joshua Tang and asked him the same thing. He wouldn't trust us. Even with people like Mag and Shiva who knew almost everything, he still walked over to other people, hoping that they would have done the same thing as he did. 

Right, maybe I should stop about the exam thing, since I too, screwed up. Whatever. Physics sucks anyway. Chemistry is awesome, on the other hand. So, what's been going on? Um, nothing much really. Its all study, study, study. Form 4 isn't easy, fyi. All you people who say Form 4's a honeymoon year, you're so lying. Its really not easy, with all the new subjects and stuff. Its a very bumpy ride, if you ask me. Everyone's getting more emotional this year, even I, myself. Guess its the oestrogen pumping through my body. Testosterone, for the guys. Yes, I'm a Science student, if you haven't found out. 

I promise I'll blog about my home alone thing next week. Oh and I'll be going climbing on the 29th of Oct. If you want to join me, please tell me in advance. :)

p/s : Take a chill pill, geeks. 

Hey. I'm really really really really really sorry for MIA-ing alot lately. Who says Form4 is a honeymoon year?! Very funny. Anyway, alot of things have been going on lately, since Sports Day which was in June. We [scouts] won the marching competition for the first time ever in I-don't-know-how-many-years, Neil and HaoYing are officially together, I'm going for a dance tour next month, I'm singing/worship leading for kidzone and I sleep ealier than 1am everyday. Wow. Alot of things aye? Not to mention that I'll be skipping class this whole week, except Friday cause I'll be protraying Athena, Goddess of War for Minggu Pusat Sumber [MPS].

So technically that's what's been going on lately. I have tuition weekday, mind you, that's why I never find the time to blog. Plus, my computer upstairs got hit by some virus, so the mozilla/google chrome won't open. Thus, iMac it is. And I'm not exactly sure how to upload my pictures into this pc, so I'm not taking any risks. After all, this is like the only pc I get to use until the one upstairs get fixed.

And I know how people don't like to read blogs with no pictures in it. Trust me, I know best. :)

Promise I'll post latest pictures up soon. How soon, I have no idea, seriously. But till then, I'll blog bit by bit and hope people read it. Right, I'm getting lame. Whatever. Oh and I talked to a kid in church this morning, he's like 4 and this is how our conversation went. He's a pure cutie.

Me Dylan

Hey Dy. So you know how to read?

Yes! Of course I know.

What part of the book you know how to read?

THE END.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, then tell me a story.

Okay. I'll tell you the DADA story.

Okay.

Once upon a time, DADADADADADADADADADADADADAADADA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Aiyohh, you're so funnny!

Good morning, people. Its 100am and its a lovely Friday morning. I've been studying just now, so its kinda like my break now. But just to show off, here's what i studied.

Unit 1 - Perkembangan Diri

Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan - Yakin wujudnya Tuhan // Mematuhi segala suruhanNya

Amanah - Mempunyai sikap bertanggungjawab // Dapat menimbulkan kepercayaan dan keyakinan orang lain

Harga Diri - Menjaga maruah diri // Memuliakan diri

Bertanggungjawab - Sanggup memikul tugas // Sanggup melaksanakan tugas dengan sempurna

Hemah Tinggi - Beradab sopan // Berbudi pekerti mulia

Toleransi - Bertolak ansur // Sabar // Mengawal diri

Berdikari - Kesanggupan melakukan sesuatu // Tanpa bergantung kepada orang lain

Kerajinan - Usaha yang berterusan // cekal/gigh/tekun/dedikasi/berdaya maju

Kasih Sayang - Kepekaan // Perasaan cinta yang mendalam/berkekalan

Keadilan - Tidak berat sebelah // Tindakan saksama

Rasional - Boleh berfikir dengan wajar // Mengambil tindakan wajar

Kesederhanaan - Tidak keterlaluan // Tanpa mengabaikan kepentingan diri dan orang lain

Unit 2 - Keluarga

Kasih sayang terhadap keluarga - Perasaan cinta yang mendalam // Perasaan cinta yang berkekalan

Hormat dan taat kepada anggota keluarga - Memuliakan setiap anggota keluarge // Berinteraksi/memberi                                                                                                  layanan sopan

Mengekalkan tradisi kekeluargaan - Menerima/menghormati adat // Mengamalkan adat

Tanggungjawab terhadap keluarga - Kewajipan terhadap keluarga // Menjaga maruah keluarga

Unit 3 - Alam Sekitar

Menyayangi dan menghargai alam sekitar - Memelihara alam sekeliling // Memulihara alam sekeliling

Keharmonian antara manusia dengan alam sekitar - saling memerlukan hubungan harmonis // Kualiti                                                                                                                           kehidupan manusia terpelihara

Kemampanan alam sekitar - Pengekalan keseimbangan // Tanggungjawab bersama

Peka terhadap isu-isu alam sekitar - Prihatin tentang persoalan alam sekitar // Menyelesaikan persoalan alam                                                                          sekitar 

Unit 4 - Negara

Cinta akan negara - Perasaan sayang dan bangga // meletakkan kepentingan negara melebihi kepentingan diri

Taat setia kepada Raja dan negara - Taat kepada raja dan negara // Patuh kepada raja dan negara

Sanggup berkorban untuk negara - Kerelaan melakukan sesuatu untuk negara // Tanda kebaktian negara

THERE! I'm so proud of myself. I did it all withouht looking at the paper. Here's hoping its all correct, word for word. Or as Mrs. Lim would say, CORRIGHT.

 

Oh ya, we had Biology test last week. And boy was it fun! Not only did I know how to answer most of the questions, I acutally think I'm gonna ace it. Unless Pn. Yip does something crazy to deduct all my marks or reads this post and goes "This girl ah". Then searches for my paper and gives me a 0. But that would unlikely happen. 

So here's praying that I'll ace it! :)

Hey guys. Sorry I've haven't been blogging lately, with the same lame excuse, I'm busy. Heh. Really sorry. But I do pop by once in a while to reply your cbox comments, good enough right? Okay.

Well, I've got tickets to catch Archie live in the Sunway Amphitheater later at 3oo. Don't be jealous people, cause the ticket does not ensure me a spot in the amphitheater. The number of people and the time they arrive does. If the place is too packed, then we've gotta get packing! Pfft, what a promo tour. But whatever, he's here. Hahaha. Though, it makes me wonder when would David Cook come. That will be to die for!

Hey. I'm home. Its a Friday today, just in case you don't know or you're in some other place [like the US] far far away from me. Okay. Quit the emo-ness. Right. I came home early today! I skipped CF! Tooooooooott. Its like the first Friday in the whole year which I did not stay back. And I skip badminton on Friday to go for CF. :) I know that God is proud of me :)

So, this week has been okay, I guess. I went for dance last Saturday, it was awesome! I met this new guy, what's his name. Oh right, Gordon. Haha. That dude's like super cool! Cause' he can't do the wave. You know, the thing where you've gotta make your body like jelly or Jell-O. Yes, that one. I still can't do it, btw. And its weird to be sandwiched in between 2 people and try to do the body wave. It looks wrong, and it doesn't feel all that right either. And did I mention that we danced from 1130am till 400pm? Bet I lost like 10 pounds!

Aight, so. I have camp later! Thats why I'm home so early. I'm parasiting on my cousin's computer, just if you're wondering. And amazingly, I'm in the camp comittee, together with everyone else I know. Haha, not so much of a big deal, is it? :P Camp will be not so fun this time, I think. And name tagging would be weird. Cause' Sze and I found out this morning that only 28 recruits are going. We'll see later. I hope the number increases. Oh ya, and I'm MC-ing for cultural night, again. Heh. I'm like the only one who doesn't need a mic to talk into for everyone to hear. Paiseh. Well, its a gift from God, if you ask me. And mind you, I'm proud of it. Oh ya, and one day if Daey and Steven get married, they'll hire me to be their MC too, cause' then they wouldn't need to buy mics which would then save cost for them. And that's according to Steven. I don't wanna know what Daey would say. He'll prolly tell me to rent a tux instead of a dress. You know, the usual.

Ahhh, for the camp, I thought that I had strings at home to use for the name tags. Unfortunately, I tried finding it yesterday, and my dad was like " NO MORE!". DUUSHHH! My world came crashing down. Not really actually, just trying to add in 'hiperbola's into my retarded blog. Pfft.

Oh and speaking about weight, I'm officially 41kgs! Measured at school today, the BMI thinga-ma-bob. My BMI last year was 15.8 which is like super underweight. Since going through a phase of eating and snacking in big portions non stop for 3/4 opf a year, my BMI now is 17.1. I'm still on the slim side, just so you know. But since watching The Biggest Loser everyday after I come back from school, the show kinda motivates me to exercise. So, who wants to go jogging?

p/s : I'll be missing PC's wedding tomorrow. And dance of course.

I MISS AH CHERRR AND RYNN, BTW!!!!!!

Well. I'm back. Yes. BACK. From what?! Just now, we, as in my fmaily, my couz's family and my khaima's family went for a very close friend's son's wedding dinner. Yea, so complicated. But whatever, the whole point is to go in, snap photos, eat and get out! Hahaha, so bad. Oh ya. I went out of Friday with ah hoo, after a very very long time, cause the dude's always stuck in Putrajaya, like really far from where SS2 is. But dude finished his finals! So he'll be in ss2 for the next couple of weeks, till his next semester starts. So after berbonding with my so-called hao peng you, I went back and KO-ed from 5pm till 9pm.


Oh, and amazingly, I went for scouts the next morning. God's so AWESOME, He woke me up in time. :) So. made it for scouts, forgot to sew my own badge and got a extra super duper lam pek pek badge from kahhoo. Then we went for lunch and I went back and KO-ed! Till like 430pm, my dad came to pick me up from ss2 and we went back. And as usual, continued to KO till 630pm and my mom came back and charsiewed me. She was like " faster lahh! Don't wanna go for the wedding dinner ah?!" So yea. Got dressed, slapped on my heels and off we went to the wedding. And LIMKINMENG did not bring his fancy camera! But cc maykin brought her canon ixus, which was better than nothing, but i still look black + fat in the photo my sis took. Clever her, she minused the flash. I think that the pictures will be up on facebook, so lucky you if you've got my facebook account.

p/s : I FEEL LIKE KILLING SOMEONE. GOD HELP ME. :/

Oh and I forgot, JASON MRAZ's coming to KL! Um, I was wondering if anyone could get me tickets to his concert, so if you can, or you're planning to go and buy, please leave something in my cbox so I can contact you0r something. I really really wanna go. I missed SWITCHFOOT already. :(



So, who's going? It'll be good if I could get the cheapest, like the RM88 one. I just wanna go to listen right? And snag an autograph if i could. :).. And then again, I don't exactly want to be a typical Malaysian. ==. So check out jasonmraz.com and snag me a ticket at your nearest outlet. Ou's the best, for now. :)



Oh, and check out these videos.


Josiah Talking.

Josiah Walking.

So I talked to Jan yesterday, for a very long time after not talking to her in a very long time. I mean we talk but not talk talk. Get? Nevermind. So I talked to her on MSN, and I started to draw this clock, cause Jan was taking way too much time to send me a photo. Then we started talking in writing. As in real writing. It was SOOOO LAME, but fun at the same time. I'm sorry but I can't actually post anything that we wrote here on my blog, cause I'm too noob to do that. Well, you could check out Jan's blog though. Just click here.

Oh ya, and btw, the David Cook album my couz got me from Phuket, is totally screwed up. So, who wants to get me a new one? I would love an ORIGINAL this time. :P

Recommended songs - Mr. Sensitive
- Declaration
- Lie

Will be blogging soon. Till then, gotta catch up on add math.

f(x) = y

At least I know something.

Day 4, in the Land of Thai.






So again, we woke up real early and headed off to the floating market in Thailand. Which is really far from where we were at, like a 45 minute drive. Its like from here to.... Seremban? So we were at the floating market! A must place for everyone to go if you ever go to Thailand! Oh ya, and that's our tour guide, Mr. Jhun. Dude's totally awesome.






And after a few attempts of failed facebook profile pictures.....


We got thirsty and decided to go for some coconuts! But it was so wasted, we couldn't eat the flesh. They didn't give us a SPOON! What retards.






And not long after, we were at another part of the floating market! It was so awesome, there were sooo many people. Foreigners to be exact. Like everyone was taking pictures of everyone, and all the boats were colliding each other! It kinda reminded me of bumper cars, only on water and we had no seatbelts. :)





Then we got off at this place, also part of the floating market, a place where almost everything's made outta coconut. And the coconut sugar tasted weird, its like drinking diluted sugar solution. However, the candy we bought were fantastic! SO GOOOD! Coconut Candy. Sounds catchy, no?


And after we finished our little tour at the floating market, we took pictures at the jetty and tried to bargain for stuff at the jetty. We found out then that those people totally think we're retards and charges us like twice the price the people at the market near our hotel charges. What total retards.




Then we went to a teak wood/handicraft factory. And mehn do Thai people have skills. Those things are like super intricate and the dude can make one freaking elephant in 2 days! What?!




After that, we went to watch an elephant show! Hahaha, those elephants are super smart! Smarter than my dog, I think. They can even play football and sit leg-crossed. They're awesome. Now who says elephants are stupid?

So we were leaving on the next day, like in the morning. And my kiam siap aunties wouldn't pay for a room, since we were gonna sleep for like a short while only, we had to get to the airport by 4am. They even suggested that we overnighted at the airport. And I was like " Geez, I'd rather pay than to sleep at some airport like a homeless person. Puh-lease, where's your freaking self-esteem?!" And ya, I was pissed. So in the end all 6 of us bunked into 1 freaking room. Still pissed, btw. But then we got to the airport on time and everything was good. Thank God. Like seriously. If it wasn't for God, I think i would have died!

So, THANK YOU, GOD!

Day 3, in the Land of Thai.

So, third day, we were going shopping! Our whole objective of the trip, actually. So at bout 7am, we woke up, had breakfast and off we went to the Chatuchak market! Its like a huge morning market, except that it lasts till late and its HUGE! And if you shop there till noon, you'd die cause its soooo HOT! Plus, those people tendering thier shops told us to watch our bags properly, BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS!


So, we were shopipng, shopping shopping, then the typical aunties stumbled upon a shop which sold cushions, cushion covers, pillow cases and such. And of course, my sis and i were bored to death, those aunties take forever to choose the colour of the pillow cases they were about to buy. And what did we stumble across? Some super duper extra cute girl who has super duper huge eyes and can speak Thai! Apparently, they were shopping for retarded pillow cases too! She somehow reminds me of a cross between Charan and Harpreet. WEIRD.





And in the market, we walked walked walked, stopping quite a bit to look at fancy stuff or just rest. We had lunch there, and some weird girl served us. Oh ya, and we saw this doggie pen place, which sold all doggie stuff. So we bought some bones and 3 pakects of treats for fritz. Its like so cheap there, JerHighs are sold 3 for RM10. Here, its like RM7 a pack. And the doggies they sell there are sooo CUTE! And cheap, mind you. The husky on top is like RM220 only! But they operated their ears, so they'd point up. Which I thought is so EVIL. Oh, and something happened with the second dog. A conversation actually.

thesaleslady my sis

um, this one how much?
oh, 1300 Baht.
Cheap, is it pure breed?
HUH?
Um, mother father?
OHHHHHH! [pick up another dog of the same kind and knocks them together] This 2, SISTER!!



OMGOSH! It was sooo funny I could have rolled over and died there! What a retard! But anyway, so we ended our little shopiing spree at 4pm, bought a whole load of things and our back were aching. We arrived at the market at 8am and left at 4pm. You do the math. Plus, we didnt even finish looking at everything, that's how big the freaking market is.

Hey, sorry that I've been MIA-ing alot lately. I just don't seem to find the time to blog. However, there are loads i would love to blab about. I could evne go all night long. Well, lets begin. Chinese New Year's just around the corner, i could hardly wait. Its the time of year where we gather as a super big gigantic family and have a huge overrated dinner and then laugh, play cards and watch the dumb CNY songs + dance thing on TV. Hahahhaa, boy I can't wait.

Just so you know, I haven't been too well this week and last. I came down with a fever last week and and horrible sore throat which lasts till now. So long! But by the grace of God, I'm much better now, thankyouverymuch. Stil a little bit phlegmish and coughish, but much much better.

I skipped dinner today, and I'm super hungry now. Just to show you a little bit, lemme describe how I'm currently blogging. I'm in my Hollister shirt and some beach shorts, with the study room's fan to number 2. With a cup of instant noodles on my left and the mouse on my right. Yea, just imagine it. A cup of instant noodles for dinner at 318am. Off to it now, I'll be blogging tomorrow. Well, later if you count the morning part.

I won't be MIA so often now, btw. Its the holidays!

alright. So, i'm supposed to blog bout my trip right? well, i aint gonna blog bout it now. But, here's some insides of what happened that would totally make you beg for more on what happened throughout the trip. Here it goes.


SNEAK PEAK.

Day 1
*fell in lobby


Day 2
*fell in pool in a public mall


Day 5
*knocked myself into the turny thingi at the airport.


Seee, don't you just want to know more? Hahahaha, you'll find out soon when i get my pictures uploaded. oh, plus, i think i'll be going rock climbing on the 29th of Dec, who wants to come along?